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</description><title>lemon.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lizlemon)</generator><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>The 10 Best Arrested Development Gifs on Tumblr</title><description>michaelmcgee:

redeyechicago:

1. Life’s hard.

2. Well excuuuuuuuse me.

3. STEVE HOLT!

4. Judging...</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/51258104309</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/51258104309</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 19:14:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kvknowsherfun:

For the low low price of $18,000,000 you can...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa1d15cc605a9be668f12d63e2b56046/tumblr_mnbbkeLqf41qz66w5o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10b0b958bbb389177b19ee3ea7c70377/tumblr_mnbbkeLqf41qz66w5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92b13c4d9a9908aff5fa79757e4c03ae/tumblr_mnbbkeLqf41qz66w5o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kvknowsherfun.tumblr.com/post/51234097360/for-the-low-low-price-of-18-000-000-you-can-live" target="_blank"&gt;kvknowsherfun&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For the low low price of $18,000,000 you can live in a clock tower that overlooks the Brooklyn Bridge. &lt;a href="http://www.corcoran.com/nyc/Listings/Display/2546956" target="_blank"&gt;Seriously&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But then the clock window would always be backwards to you!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/51257610084</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/51257610084</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 19:07:26 -0400</pubDate><category>pfft</category><category>18 mil for backwards clocks</category></item><item><title>Stephen A. Smith's solution to RG3's wedding registry dilemma? Blame the woman.</title><description>Stephen A. Smith's solution to RG3's wedding registry dilemma? Blame the woman.:...</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/51086470034</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/51086470034</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 15:18:35 -0400</pubDate><category>JFC</category></item><item><title>"There’s a crazy lady living in your head. I hope you’ll be comforted to hear that you’re not alone...."</title><description>“There’s a crazy lady living in your head. I hope you’ll be comforted to hear that you’re not...</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50958724775</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50958724775</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:28:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>natface:thequeenofscream:beeishappy:
Stephen Colbert salutes...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0870a254ebf80ab9240ff9e7e2ac9470/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77a0e9a63bc2e9cbb74128bd29c38e5a/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91bbfc4a7639e748cef055634fb5f407/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4036fb5a5fb8020425a1d29d799c7d4a/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0a1a584b90142e78228f7127e54953c/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2fb21e828ad908a160a61607d064e94/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/26ad24733ea58f27a10fdc2f93f9bbdb/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/451f880d293e05235af4c883bb663ad8/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://natface.tumblr.com/post/50955866897/thequeenofscream-beeishappy-stephen-colbert" target="_blank"&gt;natface&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thequeenofscream.tumblr.com/post/50861850894/beeishappy-stephen-colbert-salutes-uvas-class" target="_blank"&gt;thequeenofscream&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beeishappy.tumblr.com/post/50771320671/stephen-colbert-salutes-uvas-class-of" target="_blank"&gt;beeishappy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=kNkxQKGex28" target="_blank"&gt;Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013&lt;/a&gt; Followed by &lt;a href="http://beeishappy.tumblr.com/post/50768362879/stephen-colbert-salutes-uvas-class-of-2013" target="_blank"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Out.standing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50958377640</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50958377640</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:24:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Listen, I can tell you’re down in the dumps, but let’s talk about me."</title><description>“Listen, I can tell you’re down in the dumps, but let’s talk about me.” -...</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50699877893</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50699877893</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:02:30 -0400</pubDate><category>just now watching west wing folks</category></item><item><title>Guys, tonight @klynnw1655 and I took a surfing class. You get an...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/475d45a6a7b45714713c203e98f52138/tumblr_mmvdwl0o891qz7q6bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Guys, tonight @klynnw1655 and I took a surfing class. You get an awkward picture! And you get an awkward picture! Awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50548480045</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50548480045</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 22:36:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One of my faves.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ebb0d98c69c15651944fb38de87cf09/tumblr_mmccewnfla1qz4d4bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;One of my faves.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50460692930</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50460692930</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 20:58:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>meredithbklyn:

those “let’s all feel old” lists on Buzzfeed etc...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62b27adb5f8190b2136ddbd8c97db8da/tumblr_mmt5v33nqC1qz7qxco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meredithbklyn.tumblr.com/post/50446644496/those-lets-all-feel-old-lists-on-buzzfeed-etc" target="_blank"&gt;meredithbklyn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;those &lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-that-will-make-you-feel-really-old" target="_blank"&gt;“let’s all feel old” lists on Buzzfeed etc&lt;/a&gt; never really shock me anymore, but THIS?! good god. Ross’s kid is EIGHTEEN ?!?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That was way harsh.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50459653273</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50459653273</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 20:44:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>maxistentialist:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05dfe0e61db14662fa4c6ecd8e502d32/tumblr_mmt004HzhZ1r72qmwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maxistentialist.tumblr.com/post/50446833763/kurt-braunohler-raised-6-000-on-kickstarter-to" target="_blank"&gt;maxistentialist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/309790545/kurt-braunohlers-cloud-project" target="_blank"&gt;Kurt Braunohler&lt;/a&gt; raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I laugh out loud, it gets reblogged.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50459284716</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50459284716</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 20:39:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>theworstroom:

Union Square, Manhattan. $1000.00
“I am looking...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d46e2fe6ede2b02e3008ecf54c1f1ac3/tumblr_mmpbdeDiHw1spj6p2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theworstroom.tumblr.com/post/50288690923/union-square-manhattan-1000-00-i-am-looking" target="_blank"&gt;theworstroom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Union Square, Manhattan. $1000.00&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I am looking for someone to move into a large closet space in one of the three bedrooms of my apartment. The bedroom has two closets but there is no need for it so we are looking to sublet it as a living space to a 4th roommate. The closet is about 5 feet wide and 7 feet long. It has no windows and think it would be ideal for a twin size bed and small night stand.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Amazing Location”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have laughed harder at this post (and the &lt;a href="http://theworstroom.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;entire blog&lt;/a&gt; depicting NY real estate horrors) than I have in a looooong ass time. Seriously.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50386652773</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50386652773</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 21:31:00 -0400</pubDate><category>amazing location</category></item><item><title>Eyebrow raised</title><description>Selling tshirts. With your wedding date on them. To raise money for your wedding.
We&amp;#8217;re doing...</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50368591127</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50368591127</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 17:39:00 -0400</pubDate><category>sorry if you're fundraising for your wedding</category><category>but REALLY</category><category>this post will self destruct</category></item><item><title>John Green's Butler University Commencement Address</title><description>messily:fishingboatproceeds:
Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered...</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50302511332</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50302511332</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 20:25:00 -0400</pubDate><category>john green</category><category>is awesome</category><category>best</category></item><item><title>Leave brunch, pick up tacos…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91847c82ce3f98f1b7e78b61c4565bb8/tumblr_mmnen9OUvC1qz7q6bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Leave brunch, pick up tacos…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50186656231</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50186656231</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 15:11:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Brown hair, avoids eye contact, already sweating.”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c11123341242adf364904df74504c4a/tumblr_mmn0sjKqb41qz7q6bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Brown hair, avoids eye contact, already sweating.” Bar Method blind date!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50166073082</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50166073082</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 10:12:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>peterwknox:

thelittlemermaid:

(via The Scientific 7-Minute...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88fc0256b2b7d280249ad9556a2b9102/tumblr_mmji0qIIAB1qzpy6co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.peterwknox.com/post/50019958474/thelittlemermaid-via-the-scientific-7-minute" target="_blank"&gt;peterwknox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelittlemermaid.tumblr.com/post/50019367859/via-the-scientific-7-minute-workout" target="_blank"&gt;thelittlemermaid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/09/the-scientific-7-minute-workout/" target="_blank"&gt;The Scientific 7-Minute Workout - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“The exercises should be performed in rapid succession, allowing 30 seconds for each, while, throughout, the intensity hovers at about an 8 on a discomfort scale of 1 to 10, Mr. Jordan says. Those seven minutes should be, in a word, unpleasant. The upside is, after seven minutes, you’re done.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well then.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Innnteresting!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50133057254</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50133057254</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 22:10:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>For the love: on body image.</title><description>jennabee:

A rant. If I may.
I just saw an infographic sensationally titled, ‘Is Flab the Ultimate...</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50118778661</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/50118778661</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 18:41:35 -0400</pubDate><category>being a chick is hard yo</category></item><item><title>Tonight my mom emailed me this picture of my first baby shoe in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d1043a02b991e6a2893457c03b605db/tumblr_mmiewwbdqL1qz7q6bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tonight my mom emailed me this picture of my first baby shoe in front of my dad’s shoe. Annnnd homesick.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/49983314069</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/49983314069</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 22:29:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s close enough to spring to wear the greatest dress...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa6c585826c61e9a4975bc2d68a5158e/tumblr_mm57q9n9dB1qz7q6bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s close enough to spring to wear the greatest dress ever, even if it doesn’t photograph that way…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/49394388244</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/49394388244</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 19:25:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Some random life updatey stuff</title><description>This weekend was the best. For starters, it was gorgeoussss and for the first time it felt like...</description><link>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/49230466645</link><guid>http://lizlemon.tumblr.com/post/49230466645</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:39:38 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
