lemon.
65% New Yorker. 100% Texan. Likes: baking, puppies, beauty products, great meals, and the color yellow. Dislikes: poor grammar, Nutella, name-droppers, mushrooms, canned corn, and one-uppers. And yes, I use the Oxford comma. If you'd like to inquire, try lizlemon.tumblr.com/ask or lizlemonnn at gmail dot com. Sorry, but you cannot have my username.
Aug 30, 2012
10:37am
Why Your Team Sucks 2012: Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia fans as a whole are a vile combination of ignorance, belligerence, racism, misery, and poor sanitary habits. They’re not people, they’re anthropomorphic roaches like the bad guy in the Men in Black. I’ll bet you he was an Eagles fan.
This is a gift. A GIFT.
The ONE football thing the three of us can agree on.
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