lemon.

65% New Yorker. 100% Texan. Likes: baking, puppies, beauty products, great meals, and the color yellow. Dislikes: poor grammar, Nutella, name-droppers, mushrooms, canned corn, and one-uppers. And yes, I use the Oxford comma. If you'd like to inquire, try lizlemon.tumblr.com/ask or lizlemonnn at gmail dot com. Sorry, but you cannot have my username.

Jul 17, 2012 12:33am

Y’all.

Julia Allison (I know, I KNOW… spare me the judgment) is taking a guy on a date that’s themed “Prom” and she is WEARING ONE OF HER PROM DRESSES and rented a(nother) limo and made the guy wear a matching tux. AND she said she wanted this date to be “authentic.” AND she said, “are you ready to get married?” five minutes in and “my ELLE readers are going to love this” twice.

Y’all.

I can’t decide if I’m more offended that she is making my gender look like this or that she’s blatantly ripping off a date one of her ex-boyfriends did years ago. Or if I’m just more upset with myself for wasting space in my brain knowing that.

(A little from column A, a little from column B, a little from column C.)

And despite ALL OF this, I still think Amy is worse.

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