lemon.

65% New Yorker. 100% Texan. Likes: baking, puppies, beauty products, great meals, and the color yellow. Dislikes: poor grammar, Nutella, name-droppers, mushrooms, canned corn, and one-uppers. And yes, I use the Oxford comma. If you'd like to inquire, try lizlemon.tumblr.com/ask or lizlemonnn at gmail dot com. Sorry, but you cannot have my username.

May 18, 2012 3:33pm

I don’t want to be one of those people who like, thinks everyone wants to hear about their dreams…

because, let’s be honest, nobody likes hearing about other people’s dreams.

But last night I had a dream that Omar from The Wire shot me. And it is legit fucking with my head.

Does this mean I’m a drug dealer?

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