lemon.

65% New Yorker. 100% Texan. Likes: baking, puppies, beauty products, great meals, and the color yellow. Dislikes: poor grammar, Nutella, name-droppers, mushrooms, canned corn, and one-uppers. My job has nothing to do with social media or journalism. And yes, I use the Oxford comma. If you'd like to inquire, try lizlemon.tumblr.com/ask or lizlemonnn at gmail dot com.

Feb 4, 2012 7:08pm

all I can think about when I see that stupid thing is how dirty I’ll get my apartment and how NO CAB would pick me up to get there

Exxxactly. New Yorker’s creed.

And you pay a shit load of money to do so.

Whaaaat?? Yeah, no.

This was of my first thoughts. Sneezing rainbows… Coughing skittles…. Crying crayons…. Just not sure.

It’s just nice to know I’m not alone here.

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