This whole quote was great (click through), but this part really got me.
“Taking a bath
Coming over the bridge to Manhattan
You can only eat at FOUR restaurants in your fair city for the rest of your life. Sit-down restaurants only, Chipotle does not count! What do you pick?
I changed my J.Crew online shopping cart from three items to five. Oh, Friday night.
Is anyone out there a career adviser, looking to make extra money on the side (who isn’t)? A friend (really) is looking for someone who is good with words and has a lot of experience with resumes to do a mass overhaul of theirs… and they’re willing to pay!
If you’re interested in the job and genuinely qualified, email me at lizlemonnn at gmail. Thanks!
why isn’t cancer capitalized? I mean, shouldn’t it be, really? Does anyone else always try to capitalize it or am I the only one writing the word cancer, which I’m not really but it’s just something I think about in my spare time? I mean, if something is going to kill almost all of us, shouldn’t we give it the courtesy of capitalization?
3 - Days wearing eyelet (hellooooooooo, summer!)
2 - Dinners enjoyed at work (sushi with a side of chips and guac, pizza)
1 - Giant bag of Israeli sunflower seeds consumed at work
0 - Trips to the gym (oops)
1 - Friend with gigantic “I’m moving to Denver!” news which made me sad/excited/jealous
4 - Hours left till I can nap
5 - Number of Wire related articles read (this one is the best)
2 - Number of videos of Snoop from The Wire watched on youtube… so far
3 - People imed about The Wire, which I’m sure is confusing for them because it’s not 2008
- Coworker: hey
- Coworker: can you do me a favor
- me: yo
- Coworker: can you order mrs fields cookie cake from your desk
- Coworker: i dont want [coworker whose last day is today] to hear me
- Coworker: yeah
- Coworker: i will pick it up etc..
- me: want to come call?
- me: or do you just want me to tell them what I think it should say?
- Coworker: you can tell them what you want
- Coworker: what should it say?
- me: "We'll miss [coworker] almost as much as we would miss Elizabeth!"
- Coworker: not sure you can fit all of that
- me: I'll get two
Oh, hello there. Long time no talk…
Y’all. I don’t want you to think you’re not a priority. It’s not like, “oh, I’m sooooo busyyyy but by ‘busyyyy,’ I mean, ‘I don’t give a quarter-crap about tumblr,’” it’s just.. life. I have so much to talk about, and no time/energy/wherewithall to talk about it. Topics of conversation include:
-The fact that I finally watched The Wire.
-Emotional consequences of me being done with The Wire after eight dedicated weeks of viewing.
-Great links of things people said about The Wire… four years ago.
-A list of deaths in The Wire and my level of sadness at their happening.
-Other things I’ve seen on TV recently (including a pilot of a new reality series starring someone whose name rhymes with -ahem- schmoolia schmalison).
-CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE WIRE? Shiiiiieeeetttttttt.
In other news…
(Menfolk, avert thy gaze.)
Can we talk about IUDs? I know many of you have them and I have a lot of questions, so please reply or message me. Ok, here goes: which kind do you have? Have you found any disadvantages? How painful was the insertion really? Related: how’s your pain tolerance? Do you have migraines? How does that work, compared to the pill?