I'm pilfering internet for the first time in days...
Also, hi! I’ve missed y’all! I have NO CABLE and NO INTERNET for two weeks. TWO WEEKS. It sucks. So now I’m kind of pilfering internet but that’s neither here nor there. Anyhow, it’s probably fine that I don’t have internet at home (FOR TWO WEEKS) because I’m never in my new home due to this whole job thing. But job thing had a major thing this week, so...
I'll take that sandwich and shove it down your...
derbygirl: I’m going to slap the next person who looks at a skinny woman and responds, “She needs to eat a sandwich.” When I was in high school, these older mean girls used to shout down the hall at me, “Hey anorexic girl, why don’t you eat something?!” No kidding. It sounds like it’s from a cheesy Lifetime movie, but it was my real life. And it fucking sucked. I was a late bloomer, so as a 14...
It took the super speedy movers 45 minutes to load my apartment onto their truck. Unheard of. So far, not so bad, this moving thing!
The good news is, I finally found a hobby.
As you may have heard (I’m too lazy to link, just go read my recent posts, kthanks), I am moving (tomorrow! AHH!) and thus have been selling a lot of my furniture and stuff on Craigslist and eBay. This affords me the opportunity to do business with people from all walks of life. Including scammers. Everything everyone says about Craigslist is simultaneously true and false. Yes, there is an...
What, if anything, should I give up for Lent?
It’s 9:30am so it’s already too late for cursing, iced coffee, being late to work, trash-talking, and manipulation. Maybe cabs? Oh wait, I’m moving. Bwahahahhahaa. Nevermind.
So I guess none of y'all want to buy a plunger?
What do we think?
New apartment… new plunger?
Because you've never let me down, tumblr...
Due to my impending movie (FRIDAY!), I’m selling much of my furniture… might you be in the greater New York area and interested in purchasing any of the below? Message me! Sofa - Jennifer Convertibles off-white slipcover sofa bed. $350. Pier One Papasan Chair - brown cushion and matching ottoman. $50. Brown Wicker Coffee Table/Chest - $50. Two wire rack nightstands - $50 for the...
Still busy. Also? Still do not care one little bit about Ben’s quest for love (I’m sorry I’m not sorry but zzzzzzz), the Grammys, and I still don’t hate Valentine’s Day. Sorry, just did a dashboard scroll of the past few days and clearly, I HAVE OPINIONS. But! More importantly! We found it! THE ONE! The apartment! And as the third “one” we found, well,...
I saw a friend this weekend I haven’t seen much recently and he asked if I’m ok… said my tumblings lately have seemed “sad” and “stressed.” Never one to needlessly worry friends, I told him I’m ok, it’s just been a fairly stressful month between the apartment hunt and the work things. So! Here are five random things from this Monday evening....
20 Common Grammar Mistakes That (Almost) Everyone... →
peterwknox: always helpful. So nuanced! I approve. (For Matt.)
Everyone sort of regards Boston as a poor man’s New York. New York has...– Boston-based chef on Chopped… who has obviously never been to New York.
Regarding colored-powder 5ks
megwhat answered your question: I don’t get it… all I can think about when I see that stupid thing is how dirty I’ll get my apartment and how NO CAB would pick me up to get there Exxxactly. New Yorker’s creed. pleaseexcusethemess replied to your post: I don’t get it… And you pay a shit load of money to do so. Whaaaat?? Yeah, no. betterthanihopedfor replied to...
Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.– (via georgiegirlnyc) Ah, the mover’s creed.
I don't get it...
So you run a 5k and people throw colored powder all over you? What if you inhale it? And you have to pay to do this? Am I missing something?
Hi, my name is Lemon and I'm an eBay addict.
Why did no one tell me I could make money by doing almost nothing before?! Listed today: Burberry rainboots and a winter coat. (I’d like to thank my eBay guru, Kendyl and my move.)
Yesterday, I had a sad day.
live-to-the-point-of-tears: I cried on my purple yoga mat. And in the shower. And in the kitchen looking at the chicken I planned to make for dinner. So J took me out and bought me grilled cheese. And I felt better. That’s PMS. And that’s love. Yep. Love this.
Yesterday I learned...
That 80% of my (10,000+ person, aka HUGE) company’s browsing time is spent on Facebook. Innnnteresting. I mean, I’m just glad tumblr wasn’t on the list, but you know.