July 2011
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“Confession! I had a brief involvement with Cruz Beckham in the summer of 2010. I...”
– I know you probably are… but if you aren’t following Suri’s Burn Book, do yourself a favor.
valerina asked: FYI -- I bought the Yes to Carrots conditioner and shower gel because of your influence!
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Also, this is a chart of every person the Friends... →
Courtesy of my friend Stacey. Never say I did nothing for you, tumblr.
It also includes a % serious relationships. Amazing.
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Needs vs. Wants
I definitely need this $40 solar-powered, light-up water bottle for Mount Rainier, right?
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And now, for a different kind of weeping.
Fairway Upper East Side opens today!!!
That line! But still… over 600 kinds of cheese.
We UESers have earned this. If you need me, I’ll be weeping openly. And cheese shopping.
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“If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine...”
– How Did You Get This Number, Sloane Crosley (via growingupindie)
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“I mean, it’s not like the Jewish elite of Manhattan are spending their weekends...”
– An Open Letter To Everyone On JDate
What’s Yiddish for “delusional”?
Reba Amoeba: Peach Cobbler →
valerina:
Are you ready for the easiest (and arguably the most delicious) dessert recipe EVER?
You will need:
1 cup self-rising flour 1 cup sugar, plus extra for sprinkling 1 cup milk 5 FRESH GEORGIA PEACHES Wine (for drinking)
This is a variation of the “cuppa cuppa cuppa” method in Steel Magnolias….
An easy and delicious-looking peach cobbler recipe! To make immediately.
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“I’m excited to try it.. I’ve never tried it.”
– Extreme Couponer, as she buys 134 boxes of cous cous. I’m torn between being horrified at her mass purchasing of new products and excited for her because cous cous is fucking delicious.
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I need a topographic map of Manhattan
This is harder to find than it should be. Does anyone know where I can find one online?
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Yay Friday Night Lights on the Emmy noms!
(Especially since The Boy and I caught the first two episodes on ESPN the other night (!!!!) and I am in renewed lurve with the show.)
Now we can all go from complaining about how FNL never gets nominated to complaining about how FNL never wins! WOO.
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hi.
Sari’s on tumblr y’all!!! She refuses to post other than this, but I’m sure with a little encouragement, she’ll fall into the rabbit hole and start posting. Follow her because she’s one of the funniest people I know! (And yes, she likes two spaces after a period. Sorry she’s not sorry. Pun intended.)
mynameisntsorry:
I’m now on tumblr. This is like my mom...
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On Tumblr monikers
Sari: i need to come up with a name now [so she can follow y'all without actually blogging]
me: ummmm
me: illini
Sari: sigh
Sari: i love them
me: no?
me: illinicubsbears
me: orangeandblueandred
Sari: i seem to have limited interests
me: I'm named after a character on a tv show I no longer watch
me: if I did a tumblr handle now based on my current interests, it'd be allbigbrotherallthetime
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When is Attendance Truly Mandatory? →
thebluehour:
Things in life you MUST show up for
• Your birth • Your wedding • The fourth quarter • Your best friend’s 21st birthday • Clambakes • Little League games • Dance recitals • Thanksgiving • Open-heart surgery • Your trial • The verdict • Food fights • Peter Luger • The cable guy. Still. And it’s 2011 • Rooftop cocktails • Ice cream trucks • Jury duty • Springsteen
Things in life you...
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Want Netflix DVDs & Streaming? That’ll Be $16 a... →
austintranslation:
What the hell, Netflix?
Yep. Just changed from the $9.99 (going up to $16.99 in September) unlimited streaming and 1 DVD/month plan to the $7.99 unlimited streaming plan. Considering I’ve had the same DVD for over a year and have yet to watch it, I doubt I’ll notice the change.
Thanks for the heads up!
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Oh, it's Harry Potter week on tumblr?
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Sorry I'm an asshole.
But if you graduated in 2011, your resume should not be 2 pages.
Anonymous asked: Tumblr search sucks but (and sorry if you already tried this) you can also search your Tumblr in Google by adding
site:lizlemonDOTtumblrDOTcom (but real dots, not the word DOT) to whatever term you're looking for.
site:lizlemonDOTtumblrDOTcom (but real dots, not the word DOT) to whatever term you're looking for.
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An Alternate Career - or - Urban Rebounding...
Backstory: As you might have noticed, I’ve been on something of a “workout kick” lately (I’d link but TUMBLR - FIX YOUR SEARCH FUNCTION). And by “workout kick,” I mean, “holy shit, I’m climbing Mount Rainier in less than two months, I’d better starting doing something other than leisurely walking places.” I digress. Anyhow, to this end,...
melissanat asked: Oh wise hiking expert - what kind of hiking boots/shoes do you have and how do you feel about them?
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My apologies
The last bitching about my friend post should have included this:
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A friend recently got herself a boyfriend...
(And by “recently,” I mean five weeks ago.)
And Monday was his birthday. In a 16-hour stretch on Monday, she mentioned his birthday on Facebook (via photos, posts, location-post-thingies) NINE times. Nine. In less than one day. I get that you’re happily in lust but really?
I hate you, Facebook.
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“When you thought you’d be baking pie and living behind your very own white...”
– It’s Not Going To Turn Out The Way You Thought It Would. Click through to read the full post.
Trust me… Mind-blowing. (via Onherway) 