December 2011
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Important and exciting things
I have a lot to update on… Christmas, my BIRTHDAY (thanks so much for all the well-wishes!), the season finale of Homeland and how many people I’ve subsequently tried to convert (I wish “I’ll pay for your Showtime” was a real option… cable companies should make giftcards), ten random facts about myself because that’s going around now (I love reading these...
Dec 29th
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hello, thirty.
Dec 25th
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Oh, Christmas.
Today, my parents handed me an envelope containing my grandmother’s annual Christmas check. And told ne I could open it today or tomorrow… I guess I’m officially a grown up.
Dec 25th
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“The best part of having a relationship is getting to call the person or lay down...”
– Tegan Quin  (via f0rallweknow)
Dec 23rd
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So
I finally watched the Dexter season finale and two thoughts: 1. When they said homeland security was showing up, I totally thought/hoped Claire Danes was going to make a cross-show appearance (I know, she’s CIA, blahblah). 2. Why did the intern mail Dexter the hand??????
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 16th
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“Imagine, if you will, a man who, as Speaker of the House, orchestrates the...”
– Hendrik Hertzberg, The New Yorker. (via langer) Well, when you put it that way.
Dec 15th
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muchtoyourchagrin asked: What are you doing for your 30th (thirtieth) (BIG 3-0) birthday partay? Aside from the sparkle and glam of Christmas and spending time with the fam... any special plans??? 13 days and counting...
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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“His last words, his sister said, were ‘oh wow, oh wow, oh wow.’ As...”
– Barbara Walters Steve Jobs is the first-ever not alive most fascinating person and the perfect tribute to 2011.
Dec 15th
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“This is the thing: When you hit 28 or 30, everything begins to divide. You can...”
– Relevant magazine (via Diana) 13 days till 30…
Dec 12th
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Unpopular Opinions
chatter: Things I discussed at Brooke’s Tumblr meetup last night:  How I hate nail polish  How I hate Harry Potter  How I hate Erin Condren planners  How I haven’t read the Hunger Games  How I think Ryan Gosling looks weird and skinny How I would not fly across country for a nationwide Tumblr meetup (Sorry Kristin)  I’m clearly the BEST.PERSON.EVER. to invite to tumblr parties.  Hating...
Dec 12th
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Dec 9th
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An Annotated Response To That New York Post Tim...
fullcredit: Tebow is respectful, wholesome and a man of God. He has no obvious failings besides an inaccurate throwing arm. Well that is unfortunate, as THAT IS HIS JOB. Not to teach us all about Jesus. His job is to THROW THE BALL TO SOMEONE ELSE, and if he wasn’t talking about God all the fucking time, then no one would be talking about him.  The New York Giants famously prayed on the...
Dec 9th
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Top Dog Names Of 2011 →
This is really just an excuse to look at adorable puppy porn for 25 slides. 
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Equally important note of follow up
I told you this was terrifying. Gif via BBW. 
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Recommendations, I got 'em
joannafreed replied to your post: Four happy happy birthday! but sidenote: could you share the wealth on what tumblrs you follow make you ‘well read’. I am the opposite of ‘well read’ and only follow those food blogs you also mentioned. so not only am i NOT well red, i’m chubby. :) Interesting question! I’m typically opposed to those “list out your favorite tumblrs” posts...
Dec 5th
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I don't know what it says about me...
That like five different people were all, “you would LOVE this documentary on TLC, Virgin Diaries…” I mean, they were completely right, of course… AWKWARD. So awkward. It’s like Extreme Couponing on crack, discomfort scale. So nauseated. 
Dec 5th
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Dec 3rd
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In other news.
You know how sometimes you make something and try it and you’re like, eh. And you don’t realize how amazing it is until 15 minutes later when you can’t. stop. eating. it? Enter: Momofuku Milk Bar’s Birthday Cake Crumb NB: There’s an entire “crumb” section in the cookbook. Did you ever make boxed blueberry crumb muffins as a kid? Remember those crumbs?...
Dec 2nd
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The Business About My Breasts - Forbes →
jesswanderlust:jayparkinsonmd:nedhepburn: You should read this. For real: I’m at Costco when the call comes the next day. The call was supposed to come between 4 p.m. and 6 p.m., but the call comes at 2 p.m., so as soon as I look at the phone, I know something’s wrong. The radiologist asks if this is a good time to talk. I look around. I’m in a Costco. What am I supposed to say?No, let’s talk...
Dec 2nd
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Four
So today’s my fourth tumblrversary. That’s right, it was four years ago that Meredith and I were seated next to each other in our living room, practically daring each other to start blogs we assumed we’d forget the next month.  Obviously, I’m a little shocked I’m still here, but that isn’t the most shocking thing about this relationship of mine. Over the years,...
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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