November 2011
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Milk Bar Cookbook
sarahluz replied to your photo: These didn’t suck. And for posterity, a… have you made anything else from the cookbook yet? i want it so badly, although it looks like some of the ingredients for things are annoying. no i will not be buying glucose in bulk on amazon. So here are my thoughts on the Milk Bar Cookbook, now that I’ve owned it for 7 days: First off, to answer...
Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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I thought these Extreme Couponers were at...
and I was like, code red outraged. I was all, AND IN MY HOUSE OF WORSHIP. But they’re not! They’re at K-Mart!
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Attention Nawlinsians*:
Anthony Bourdain just called this crawfish bisque he had at a cookout “the single best God-damn thing I’ve had since El Bulli.” I mean, bragging rights. *Also, what does one call a person from New Orleans? New Orleansonian? Ew, no.
Nov 22nd
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Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
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I'm going to just go ahead and say it...
and not just because I’ve been drinking (ok, mosly cause I’ve been drinking) but…. If I could filter all social media to never see another “occupy whatever” post ever again, I’d do it rightthissecond. STFU, occupy.
Nov 18th
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On Showtime
This week’s Dexter episode: This week’s Homeland episode: Bonus! Bill Simmons recaps Homeland!
Nov 17th
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Holiday Season and what not
So, because I’m a total brat and our office holiday party this year is bowling and I’m an AWFUL bowler, I’ve decided to organize a holiday bake-off! And because I’m super competitive (once again, going back to that whole brat thing), I want to WIN. So! Here’s where you come in. Who has an impressive and homemade dessert recipe for me? What’s your go-to??
Nov 16th
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“If we’re together long enough, I hope that one day you see yourself the...”
– Kal Penn on tonight’s How I Met Your Mother Side note: HIMYM has really sucked recently, but tonight’s episode had its moments, and I’m loving Kal Penn.
Nov 15th
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Lizmas List
I think this year I could make do with: These boots. And one of these: I would also accept brindle:
Nov 14th
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“As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, “Hey, wait a minute. You forgot...”
– Julio Diaz, in a 2008 story about taking his would-be-mugger to dinner. A lovely story.
Nov 13th
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Nov 10th
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Follow up!
thefrisky:  Alleged NYC Subway Groper Caught (And Was Turned In By His Brother!) - The Frisky !!!!!!
Nov 7th
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Monday Check-in... because, why not?
Obsessing over: Impending parental moves that upset me, a situation that’s upset me, this chocolate chip cookie I just ate that did not upset me. Working on: Reports development, future requirements, self-improvement. One of these is a lie. I’m improved enough. Thinking about: Calling my father tonight to wish him a happy 70th birthday, cleaning my apartment enough to be shown to...
Nov 7th
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The Fox OT announcer just grouped Tony Romo with Tim Tebow and Carson Palmer. If you need me, I’ll be crying quietly in the corner.
Nov 7th
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Nov 4th
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Today’s Lady News: Woman Opens A Can Of Whoop-Ass... →
Shyane DeJesus, 22, a senior at City College in New York City, was waiting for the subway when she felt a man grope  her on the thigh and then shove his hand under her skirt. So Shyane started beating him about the head; when the subway arrived, the man jumped on it, and she followed him inside, where she kept punching him. He tried to get off at the next stop, so grabbed her Blackberry to snap...
Nov 4th
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Nov 4th
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Nov 4th
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“Lesbian Fauxhawk 1 mentions she broke up with ‘someone’ she’d been...”
– Bobby Big Wheel: Top Chef Recap: My Recaps Are Longer in Texas  Top Chef is back and so are the best! recaps! ever!
Nov 4th
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 3rd
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mynameisntsorry: Macarons for lemon http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/02/dining/reviews/airy-macarons-nyc-review.html?_r=1 This article is brill. Especially this opening: THE macaron is the anti-cupcake. A cupcake comforts. A macaron teases. Dainty, nearly weightless, it leaves you hungrier than you were before. It is but a prelude to other pleasures. Your slacker boyfriend gives you a...
Nov 3rd
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ohhleary: fullcredit replied to your photo: It’s really happening. WHERE ARE YOU lizlemon replied to your photo: It’s really happening. WHAT. It’s for real. Opening “this fall,” they say, at 53rd & Broadway, right next to the Ed Sullivan Theater. Likely to be a tourist trap, but GET OUT OF MY WAY TOURIST AND GIVE ME A STEAKBURGER. STEAK ‘N SHAKE IS COMING TO NEW YORK!!!! STEAK...
Nov 2nd
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Nov 2nd
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It went well.
Thanks, y’all!!!
Nov 2nd
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Nov 2nd
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muchtoyourchagrin asked: I thought of you today... sounds creepy! I was on my post-lunch walk when I spotted a FedEx man with packages on a cart he was pulling behind him. We were stopped at a crosswalk waiting, and all along I'm hating on him. Anyway, then, I thinking: geez, stop giving him the stank eye, he's not the problem. The walk signal turns and we start to cross. And he proceeds to hit EVERY. MAN. HOLE....
Nov 2nd
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Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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