Followers: You were RIGHT. Haagen Dazs “Five” is deeelish. :) Chuck Bass: You were fun when you were a tortured dude with daddy issues. Even a little (ok, very) sexy. Now you’re just a lame mother-stalking, former hotel-owning softie. Man up. Girl on the other team who was a major bitch to me at football this weekend: There’s no need for the kind of obnoxiousness you...
It’s the same with love and living rooms. You should no more choose a partner in...– Ramshackle Glam (Tumblr): Love and Living Rooms This is why I unapologetically, unironically follow and love Jordan. And you should too. Click through to read the entire post, doooo it.
me: my overall rating is "Role Model"
boy: that makes me want to sell [redacted company] stock I don't have
me: hey! :-p
Desserts Spelled Backwards
That’s me lately. You see, tumblrs, I went and got a new job. (YAY!!!!!!!) Which means I won’t be tumbling M-F anymore (boooooooo!!!!). But then, in addition to the new job which starts “officially” next week (no rest for the weary), I found some other things to occupy my time. So, the next two months include: -Starting the aforementioned new job. -Traveling out of the...
You can also learn to be a team player at zogsports.org, where registration is...– TONY 101 Things to do in NYC Summer For LizLemon and Suzanne, who have completely convinced me that my soulmate will be found if I will only be brave enough to play zogsports. (via chatter) Honored! And you should play! It’s really fun, even if your soulmate isn’t waiting for you. ;)
From "21 Questions" [New York magazine] →
drunkbrunch: Loved this response because I think it’s true: What makes someone a New Yorker? Being able to stand on any street corner and have a memory there. I love this. Love.
The longer we live together, the more alike we become.– My mother, on her relationship with my father. If that’s true, so help us all…
You never know who will end up being your family or where you’ll find...– Kelly Cutrone, If You Have to Cry, Go Outside
Potential new apartment?
me: And there's a hot tub!
Sari: Maybe it'll have a time machine!
But what happens when someone sets no boundaries about what she’ll share online?...– The Firsky: Writing About Your Personal Life Online, A Cautionary Tale I urge you to go read this entire column. I couldn’t have said this better myself. (NB: In light of recent twitter events, it’s probably important that I throw in a disclaimer here and mention that I wish nothing...
So I'm still glowing from my big celebrity...
Until my roommate tells me who she saw today… Wait for it… MICHELLE OBAMA She wins.
HOW did I re-sprain my ankle?
No really… HOW?
carolinek: You guys, I think LizLemon broke Julia. I juuuust tweeted that! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I may have just seen Giuliana Rancic in our office...
And then I might have freaked out…
You know, I was curious about this Haagen Dazs...
(Found here) until I saw Serena eating some on Gossip Girl. Now, I’m DESPERATE for some. Like, I have to have it AT ONCE. Damn you, Gossip Girl for your intense influence on my tastebuds. Is it good? I wanted to start with either Brown Sugar or Mint… What flavors do you recommend?
Only healthcare passage could make me hate...
Enough with the statuses, people. If you really cared, you would’ve called your rep by now. <closing facebook tab for the next week>
Everyone (who uses tumblr) needs to have the reply...
sade: I can’t function as a follower of yours if you don’t enable the reply feature. I’ve become too dependent upon it. What the fuck, just do it. Customize -> Community -> Replies -> Allow replies from people you follow & Allow replies from people following you for more than two weeks. SERIOUSLY. YES. Enable replies, people.
Celebrity Couples Whose Breakup Would Actually...
… … … Um, welp, I guess, um… … Heidi Klum and Seal? Yeah, maybe. … Why is everyone so shocked about Sandra?
My four-year-old daughter has a pretend hair-and-nail salon, and I was doing her...– Tina Fey, Esquire (via somuchsass)
I mean, what the hell?
Today REALLY feels like Friday. This is almost unfair. Right?
One of my least favorite things about March...
is seeing a million promos for CBS shows. Undercover Boss? Really?
One of my favorite things about March Madness...
is walking around to coworker’s desks as they’re watching games that are like 5 to 7 and 2:00 in progress and gasping about how my bracket is RUINED if Notre Dame loses.
You ruined Hoboken for me.– Dear Old Love: Hobroken Some might consider that a compliment. (Btw, Dear Old Love, a blog of one-liners anonymously written to exes, is fabulous. Follow. ASAP.)
Giuliana's right: Matthew shouldn't have quit that...
(So it takes me 24 hours to finish an episode? It’s so. emotional.)
Bill Rancic might just be the ideal husband.
I’ve been meaning to write this for some time and have no real excuse for its tardiness. My sincere apologies. That said, before Lauren and I went to Argentina in November, I asked nearly everyone for recommendations. And while the hotel, my guidebooks, and internet research were great, my favorite things were ALL found through friends. So here’s what I know about Buenos Aires and El...
Go all out. Wear sparkles and sequins and crocheted taffeta. =) Heck, call Julia...– Kristin doesn’t care what I wear to her wedding.
You lie. I’m Colombian… I know a fake crime scene when I see one.– Modern Family
Anonymous asked: what date did you get conan tickets for?
However, I would like to point out that in the future, you might think twice...– RBNS Commenter NuttyGrannyMoneybags’ advice to Julia Allison
Being here at school is like Mardi Gras… And the rest of your life is like...– Cappie, Greek So, so, so, so, so true.
We apparently need to be very careful.
boy [going to basketball]: heading out!
boy: text you later
me [crippled]: okie
me: be careful
boy: be careful getting home!