April 2010
March 2010
Dear...
Followers: You were RIGHT. Haagen Dazs “Five” is deeelish. :)
Chuck Bass: You were fun when you were a tortured dude with daddy issues. Even a little (ok, very) sexy. Now you’re just a lame mother-stalking, former hotel-owning softie. Man up.
Girl on the other team who was a major bitch to me at football this weekend: There’s no need for the kind of obnoxiousness you...
“It’s the same with love and living rooms. You should no more choose a partner in...”
– Ramshackle Glam (Tumblr): Love and Living Rooms
This is why I unapologetically, unironically follow and love Jordan. And you should too. Click through to read the entire post, doooo it.
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Annual Review
me: my overall rating is "Role Model"
me: sup
boy: that makes me want to sell [redacted company] stock I don't have
me: hey! :-p
Desserts Spelled Backwards
That’s me lately. You see, tumblrs, I went and got a new job. (YAY!!!!!!!) Which means I won’t be tumbling M-F anymore (boooooooo!!!!). But then, in addition to the new job which starts “officially” next week (no rest for the weary), I found some other things to occupy my time. So, the next two months include:
-Starting the aforementioned new job.
-Traveling out of the...
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“You can also learn to be a team player at zogsports.org, where registration is...”
– TONY 101 Things to do in NYC Summer
For LizLemon and Suzanne, who have completely convinced me that my soulmate will be found if I will only be brave enough to play zogsports.
(via chatter)
Honored! And you should play! It’s really fun, even if your soulmate isn’t waiting for you. ;)
From "21 Questions" [New York magazine] →
drunkbrunch:
Loved this response because I think it’s true:
What makes someone a New Yorker? Being able to stand on any street corner and have a memory there.
I love this. Love.
“The longer we live together, the more alike we become.”
– My mother, on her relationship with my father. If that’s true, so help us all…
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“You never know who will end up being your family or where you’ll find...”
– Kelly Cutrone, If You Have to Cry, Go Outside
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Potential new apartment?
me: And there's a hot tub!
Sari: Maybe it'll have a time machine!
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“But what happens when someone sets no boundaries about what she’ll share online?...”
– The Firsky: Writing About Your Personal Life Online, A Cautionary Tale
I urge you to go read this entire column. I couldn’t have said this better myself.
(NB: In light of recent twitter events, it’s probably important that I throw in a disclaimer here and mention that I wish nothing...
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So I'm still glowing from my big celebrity...
Until my roommate tells me who she saw today…
Wait for it…
MICHELLE OBAMA
She wins.
HOW did I re-sprain my ankle?
No really… HOW?
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carolinek:
You guys, I think LizLemon broke Julia.
I juuuust tweeted that! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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I may have just seen Giuliana Rancic in our office...
And then I might have freaked out…
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You know, I was curious about this Haagen Dazs...
(Found here) until I saw Serena eating some on Gossip Girl. Now, I’m DESPERATE for some. Like, I have to have it AT ONCE. Damn you, Gossip Girl for your intense influence on my tastebuds.
Is it good? I wanted to start with either Brown Sugar or Mint… What flavors do you recommend?
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Only healthcare passage could make me hate...
Enough with the statuses, people. If you really cared, you would’ve called your rep by now.
<closing facebook tab for the next week>
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Everyone (who uses tumblr) needs to have the reply...
sade:
I can’t function as a follower of yours if you don’t enable the reply feature. I’ve become too dependent upon it. What the fuck, just do it.
Customize -> Community -> Replies -> Allow replies from people you follow & Allow replies from people following you for more than two weeks.
SERIOUSLY.
YES. Enable replies, people.
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Celebrity Couples Whose Breakup Would Actually...
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Um, welp, I guess, um…
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Heidi Klum and Seal? Yeah, maybe.
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Why is everyone so shocked about Sandra?
“My four-year-old daughter has a pretend hair-and-nail salon, and I was doing her...”
– Tina Fey, Esquire (via somuchsass)
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I mean, what the hell?
Today REALLY feels like Friday. This is almost unfair. Right?
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One of my least favorite things about March...
is seeing a million promos for CBS shows. Undercover Boss? Really?
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One of my favorite things about March Madness...
is walking around to coworker’s desks as they’re watching games that are like 5 to 7 and 2:00 in progress and gasping about how my bracket is RUINED if Notre Dame loses.
“You ruined Hoboken for me.”
– Dear Old Love: Hobroken
Some might consider that a compliment.
(Btw, Dear Old Love, a blog of one-liners anonymously written to exes, is fabulous. Follow. ASAP.)
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Giuliana's right: Matthew shouldn't have quit that...
(So it takes me 24 hours to finish an episode? It’s so. emotional.)
Bill Rancic might just be the ideal husband.
Seriously. Swoooooon.
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Argentina!
I’ve been meaning to write this for some time and have no real excuse for its tardiness. My sincere apologies.
That said, before Lauren and I went to Argentina in November, I asked nearly everyone for recommendations. And while the hotel, my guidebooks, and internet research were great, my favorite things were ALL found through friends. So here’s what I know about Buenos Aires and El...
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“Go all out. Wear sparkles and sequins and crocheted taffeta. =) Heck, call Julia...”
– Kristin doesn’t care what I wear to her wedding.
“You lie. I’m Colombian… I know a fake crime scene when I see one.”
– Modern Family
Anonymous asked: what date did you get conan tickets for?
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“However, I would like to point out that in the future, you might think twice...”
– RBNS Commenter NuttyGrannyMoneybags’ advice to Julia Allison
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“Being here at school is like Mardi Gras… And the rest of your life is like...”
– Cappie, Greek
So, so, so, so, so true.
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We apparently need to be very careful.
boy [going to basketball]: heading out!
boy: text you later
me [crippled]: okie
me: be careful
boy: be careful getting home!
boy: yep..
