December 2010
adamiss asked: Re Herpes: how did you know!?!?!?!?!
adamiss asked: Re Herpes: how did you know!?!?!?!?!
The $900 Cab Ride - NYTimes.com →
“I help everybody,” said Mr. Emran, a married father of four. “That’s my life.”
Great story.
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Lizmas Weekend, a recap of sorts
This weekend, I turned 29. In celebration, we all got a couple days off work. Y’all are welcome!
Anyhow, having days off and not having anywhere to go is one of the great unspoken pleasures of our time, right? I started my celebration by flying, finally:
And getting caught! Twice!
Two things go without saying: it was a blast and I’m extremely sore. Oh, and I can’t wait to...
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If you're looking for your own Astrological sign... →
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On Horoscopes
Yup.
And yep.
megwhat asked: Happy birthday fellow Capricorn!! Hope you're enjoying lots of drinks and delicious food and coziness
megwhat asked: Happy birthday fellow Capricorn!! Hope you're enjoying lots of drinks and delicious food and coziness
“From: Alexandra K
Date: 15 December 2010 08:19:30 GMT
Subject: Hi
Hi, sorry...”
– fun with an email scammer (via rachelinbrooklyn)
Outstanding.
stellarandblonde asked: Hope you had an awesome birthday!!! xo
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stellarandblonde asked: Hope you had an awesome birthday!!! xo
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Ok, this is pretty much the greatest thing ever. →
“And now, people getting puppies for Christmas.”
Merry Christmas! From Gawker and Lemon. :) Hope you’re having a very happy holiday!
Things to do before I turn 30: Learn how to count.
I have 368 days to complete all of your tasks (the birthday is Christmas Day). My bad. But thanks for the fabulous suggestions so far!
(I probably should have posted a question on a day when tumblr shows replies, grrrrr, but whatever.)
Next list? Things I can no longer do once I am 30…
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Once again, I need help/ideas...
So while it’s a bit cliche, I am putting together a list of things to do in the next 368 days, aka before the 30th bday. What should I have accomplished by 30? What’s on your list?
What say you?
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NY Mag's Reasons to Love New York: 23. Because Our...
In 2010, Matt Lauer played gin rummy on-air with Kim Kardashian; chit-chatted with the Howard Beale of the sky, Steven Slater; and listened to Angelina Jolie talk about how she gets better as she gets older.
But he also sparred with George W. Bush over his claim that being called a racist by Kanye West was the worst moment of his presidency; watched Kanye himself exit the Today show set in a...
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“I’m always hearing the best things about you… I just thought you...”
– My boss’s boss. Um… yay?
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Losing Weight in the City: A Sweet Afternoon →
Another reason I baked all weekend? This awesome party. Let there be many, many more cookie exchanges in my future.
(Arrive with 24 cookies, leave with 24 different homemade cookies?! Genius. And they were ALL delish.)
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“Funny doesn’t sag.”
– Reese Witherspoon
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“Don’t do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul....”
– henry rollins (via carlovely)
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It's the most confusing time of the year...
This year is the first Christmas I’ve ever spent away from home.
Having lived 800+ miles from home since I was a wee 18, I’ve grown accustomed to traveling over the holidays; to hour-long security lines with the great unwashed, to airport drama, and to paying $500 for a ticket that any other week would be just $250. It’s a real blessing, this holiday season, but I spose I should...
“And you didn’t just do it for fun and you didn’t just do it for...”
– Aaron Sorkin on Sarah Palin’s reality show
Really, really important and well-said. The whole column is (of course) amazing.
(via everyone on tumblr)
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“Sometimes I feel bad about being so materialistic. But then I look at all my...”
– College roommate Ashley
Because, really? What’s better than coming home from a craptacular day to look at pretty stuff online? Pretty much nothing.
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Christmas Dinner...
Christmas BIRTHDAY NIGHT dinner. What do we think? Quality Meats? or Park Avenue Winter?
sweatshorts asked: Are you mad that they picked Brad again?
Tumblr:
amazingaysian:
Sabotaging my ability to go to sleep at a reasonable hour since 2009 2007.
Fixed. SIGH.
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In honor of my three year tumblrversary...
Girl I met tonight, genuinely curious: So why do you have a blog?
me: Narcissm, vanity, self-indulgence... isn't that why everyone has a blog?
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My co-workers are assholes
Me: aww, this song reminds me of Home Alone!
Co-worker: that came out 20 years ago.