February 2010
36 Hours in Buenos Aires →
drunkbrunch:happycap:(via the NY Times)
For Abby, whom I owe an email.
It makes me feel awesome that I at least hit one place (Sottovoce, as recommended by the Nutritionista - and it was awesome) the NY Times recommends. :)
January 2010
“On Friday, President Obama appeared before House Republicans during a historic...”
– Seth Meyers, Weekend Update (via inothernews: savingpaper: apsies)
On movie candy
me: Crap, I didn't get anything savory...
Sari: It's ok, I brought Rolos.
Miss America is this weekend?
Best news ever? Perhaps.
And there’s a girl from my college in it! (Miss Kentucky)
TLC Friday night for “Miss America: Behind the Curtain” and Saturday night for the actual pageant. If you need me, I’ll be canceling my plans…
I'm a real charmer.
Boy: i think the first email i ever received from [Liz Lemon] went something like this:
Boy: It's YOU'RE not YOUR - please don't confuse them
Irony
…is receiving “help me launch my career!” emails from fresh-faced 2010 graduates of my alma mater when I’m in the midst of an complete career breakdown. Who am I to advise?
Pack a Lemon in your lunch bag →
easilyportable:
This Lemon will do too.
:)
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“But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was...”
– John Green, Looking for Alaska (via fate-of-faye: monkeyknifefight: justinu84: katie-mac)
CBS renews HIMYM! →
(via easilyportable)
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Our football captain is being sketchy about...
me: maybe he doesn't really want to play...
Stacey: I'm sure he's just busy
me: haha, it's like I'm obsessing over him calling and you're my friend who keeps making excuses and being all, "he's probably afraid to get close."
Stacey: haha
Stacey: he's just afraid of football commitment
me: exactly.
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“Favre almost led his team to a victory in regulation, but his last pass — was it...”
– NYT (via meredithbklyn)
Aww, this killed me.
“Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you...”
– Conan last night (via lookmom: jordansays)
meredithbklyn:meaghano:nightmarebrunette:
Mary...
“I’m saving that for death!”
– Ashley, on anal sex
“I’m ok with sleeping alone, but which room has a TV?”
– My most selfless friend, McLeod
It's official: time to get a life.
Last night I had a dream involving someone I follow on tumblr and Wes from Real World Austin. Oof. Step away from the internet and tv…
And on that note, I’m headed to San Antonio for Katy’s bachelorette weekend! See y’all Monday!
“CVS has self-checkouts now. This would have come in quite handy 11 years ago...”
– ohhleary
Amazing.
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Fact:
I don’t follow anyone who is solely a fashion blogger.
In fact, if I never saw another lookbookdotnu-or-whatever post, I’d be perfectly fine with that.
Am I weird?
Bye bye.
highlow:
Hiding all the closet republicans who are rearing their heads on my news feed.
Adversity is for life, not Facebook.
Love this.
Things that drive me batty (one of many):
People who can’t be bothered to read emails. So I’m supposed to pare down all of the information just because you’re allergic to reading?
You guyssssss...
PAT GREEN is coming back to town! This is trrrrrouble.
Curiosity...
How do people find my tumblr? How did YOU find it?
From her mouth to God's ears...
Ashley: you appear to be correct Ashley: this is exactly why i ask you this stuff Ashley: you are always right
meredithbklyn asked: Another genius idea: you + me + a bunch of our friends (tumblr and otherwise) for Election Night Party 2.0! For the mid-term elections in November! There's def going to be some exciting races.. please?
Gothamist: The kids from PS22 sing "Empire State... →
drunkbrunch:
I melt!
Real! Life! Glee!
Adorable.
Did that really just happen?
Did they really show someone from Julie & Julia ripping up her acceptance speech after they lost to The Hangover? Wow. Classy.
“I have in my long career played so many extraordinary women that I’m...”
– Meryl Streep is the most gracious winner of them all
“Hello. My name is Paul McCartney. Or as I’m now known, that guy from...”
– Paul McCartney at the Golden Globes
First the Cowboys, now NPH.
:( Boo for Sunday.
NBC to keep Coco's masturbating bear →
Great headline or greatest headline?