I wouldn't mind being adopted by Sade's family...
Sade's Dad: So how's Brady (the cat)?
Sade: He's good he jus-
Sade's dad, a 48 year old man: Alright mom's gone, anyway I really called you to hear your thoughts on Lauren going to Heidi's wedding. She didn't seem sincere. If you were Audrina would you have told Kristin to leave Justin Bobby alone?
You know when your coworkers look at you and they’re just like,...– My roommate. Ha!
Just follow your intuition and tell the truth and be smart and be brave and...– Kelly Cutrone’s parting advice to Lauren Conrad
I am shocked and outraged by the murder of Dr. George Tiller as he attended...– President Obama’s statement on the death of Dr. Tiller (via apsies:urg)
Sometimes oral sex gives me diarrhea.– Anon 2, in response to below.
Oral sex gives me pleasure, cheese give me diarrhea.– Anon, on the question of giving up oral sex or cheese for life.
Fifteen cool things you should know about the High... →
Including: 7 They want you to take off your shoes. If you get too hot on the sundeck at 14th Street, you can tiptoe through a sleek water feature. Not your typical fountain, it’s a shallow skim of water that bubbles up over a section of the pathway. … 10 The light is special up there. Ever notice how lights in this city always blaze down on you from above? Lighting-design firm...
Seriously, every guy on the Internet just crawled back into his respective hole...– Kristin, on this. Seconded.
Now they’re saying that we can’t have gay marriage because it would confuse the...– This Is Your Kid On Gay Marriage | TV | A.V. Club (via frogcynic:maisavant:danielfaraday:trapeze:bandages:ooohshiny:tktc:derbygirl)
Finally, Mary Rambin posts food I can get on board... →
maryrambin Iced sugar cookies from Kroger, natch.
Personality test based on Jung - Myers-Briggs... →
slaughtered:elizablr:shiningstar:kvknowsherfun ESTJ, always a forever. ESTJs are natural leaders and quick decision makers who are serious, objective, fair and hard-working. They enjoy setting goals and working step-by-step to realize them. Because of this determination ESTJs can seem domineering and bossy. They believe that their way is not only the best, but the...
And in case you’re looking for some ideas, there seems to be one last bulletin...– Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau’s Valedictory Address, College of the Holy Cross, 2003
nbaplayoffs2009: Lamar Odom is obsessed with candy, to the point where he has a personal assistant scouring supermarkets for sugary deals. His “candy carrier” even carefully arranges the candy in Odom’s car, so he can blindly access his stash of Skittles and Honey Buns while driving. The redness of Lamar’s eyes in this video is purely coincidental. (via chrisgarcia and JAKKedUp) “You only...
You know, you’d think we’d have more to talk about considering...– Greek (Not always true)
Casey: Both of them in the same night?? What were you thinking?
Cappie: That dreams do come true?
When you’re taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, then what value does...– Marilyn Manson (via theressomethingaboutmary) I kind of love this…
OH FUCK NO YOU DIDN’T RASHIDA JONES! you’re now dating jon favreau (not...– Sade on the news that Rashida Jones is dating Obama speechwriter Jon Favreau. Seconded. (Also, when did DC become so relevant? Is it because Obama lives there? I can say this because I used to live there and now it’s become like a sibling relationship where I can complain about DC but no...
You're 25, time to grow up. →
soupsoup:lesbenjamin Most important one… 19. Take care of yourself. If you are sick, visit a doctor. If you are sad, visit a shrink or talk to a friend. If you are unhappy in love, break up. If you are fed up with how you look, buy a new shirt or stop eating cheese. If you have a problem, try to fix it. Many problems are knotty and need a lot of talking through, or time to resolve, but after a...
Bravo announces "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES of D.C." →
Ho-lee shit. Dear ex-boyfriend: Your mother MUST be on this.
I lost 100 "Tumblarity points" this weekend...
Requirements: Jewish, taller than me (5’6), sports fan, and likes law and...– Sari, on what she’s looking for in a guy. Do you fit the bill? Email me! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I'm having a hard time adjusting to the fact that... →
(via graceinsmallthings) But dress shopping online helps. I bet cake tasting would, too. ;o) Megs?
My parents got married 32 years ago yesterday...
(NB: I intended to mention this on their actual anniversary, May 21st, but it’s funny how time escapes me…) And as per the usual, I called them tonight and thanked them for getting married 32 years ago so they could have me. After all, it is all about me, no? Anyhow, I am genuinely happy that I have parents who still love each other after 32 years, who sleep in the same bed, who...
Since graduation, we’ve struggled to make our own happiness. It seems that...– I CAN DO ANYTHING, SO HOW DO I CHOOSE? | Newsweek My Turn | Newsweek.com (via robot-heart) I have this article on my fridge… I make everyone who graces my apartment (not for a party) read it. It’s incredibly relatable for our generation and everyone should read immediately.
One Piece of Advice for College Girls
nyminute: meghanasha: [Written by Chiara Atik] If I had to give one piece of advice for college girls it would be this: Buy a decent looking pair of pajamas. Sure, you should major in something you love, not just in something you think will ultimately look good on a resume. Of course, you should go abroad. It goes without saying that you should try to meet as many people as you can, because...
What to Eat at Water Taxi Beach, Opening at South... →
Apparently, there’s also miniature gold, skee-ball, and ping pong! Sign me up.
Robin: ...I care about you, Barney... and this kind of stuff... the, the emotional stuff.. it's not your thing. I thought I'd save you the trouble.
Barney: Maybe I don't wanna be saved the trouble. Maybe I want the trouble. I haven't wanted the trouble in a long time... but with you, the trouble doesn't seem so... troubling. I don't know, I guess I thought you felt the same way.
The Internet seems mostly made up of geeky dudes...
Why she's my BFF
Ashley: though i dove into a toilet once after a pink lighter
Ashley: so maybe i shouldn't talk
Ashley: but it was at someone's house
Ashley: and the water was blue
Ashley: i didn't think
Ashley: it was instinct
Ashley: like if you had a kid and it fell into the toilet
Ashley: my pink lighter is like a child
me: there is so much wrong with that.
Your Ice Cream Arguments are Invalid
meredithnyc: elizablr: Blue Bell Creameries of Brenham has introduced a new ice cream flavor just in time for summer weddings: Groom’s Cake. Groom’s Cake is a chocolate ice cream with chocolate cake pieces and chocolate coated strawberry hearts, surrounded by swirls of strawberry sauce and chocolate icing. “The inspiration for this flavor came from an actual groom’s cake I tasted at a...
Because if Mary Rambin can make a living misspelling words and drinking free...– Caroline’s Awesome Mascara Review Amen, sista friend. Fabulous article! And for what it’s worth, my favorite drugstore mascara is L’Oreal Double Extend Lash Extension Effect Mascara.
Summer Activities List
drunkbrunch: Ok people, here it is: my annual list of summer activities in NYC! Summer in the City 2009 Amanda’s annual list of “Shut up and go play outside!” (Just like her mom used to tell her.) I usually print out the list and keep it nearby so I can plan my summer. Follow SummerNYC and I’ll continue to update the list with more activities! (I see Nick just included a new movie list…) ...
I lost five tumblarity points...
Because I went to sleep? Really? Eff that.
Headed to the Yankee game!