October 2009
“What a surprise, your world-view is food-based.”
– Jack Donaghy
“I would like to think those who aren’t married/dating someone aren’t going to...”
– Grace in Small Things
Kristin, on her wedding invite list.
And on that note, I’d like to open up the application process to find an extremely random and inappropriate date to K’s wedding next May. Perhaps I’ll try this?
In case you were curious what the most beautiful... →
The pictures don’t do it justice.
easilyportable: Please, oh, please let me use this picture for your wedding website bio.
Karen, on this.
Doooo it! At least everyone at the wedding will be pleasantly surprised when I’m not upside down.
Having an awesome social life is really starting...
Because as of right now, I have 9.5 hours of TV to watch. I could literally take tomorrow off work and I still wouldn’t be done by the day’s end.
Sigh. There’s never enough time to do what you want.
Congrats Yankees! Get the Postseason Media Guide...
Um, Borders? You might want to rethink your email subjects…
These Biggest Loser people need to gain some...
Being told you have a “pretty face” is NOT an insult… it means you’re actually pretty. You’re halfway there! Jeez- be happy with something, for chrissakes.
Also? Sometimes the ladder isn’t a metaphor for life…. sometimes it’s just a really hard exercise.
Hot tip for all the NYC single ladies:
meredithnyc:
Follow the Bill Simmons book tour. Omg. So. Many. Men.
TRUTH. Mere and I couldn’t swing a dead cat without hitting like six dudes tonight.
Friday Night Lights Viewing Party
They’re handing out shots every time Riggons takes a shot. Amazing.
“I’m becoming more and more convinced that you need to start your own blog...”
– Not everyone in my life knows about my blog…
“I’m giving you the same look I gave you when you said that baby was cute. It’s...”
– Lemon (via graceinsmallthings)
Truth. I wish we had a picture of the look, but I only photograph well when there’s specific lighting, a perfect hair day, and the right head-tilt, so, you know, pretty much impossible. It is one of my greatest issues in life that I can’t take a picture...
“Sex is the best drug we’ve all been given.”
– Brillance.
Things that are bullshit: →
Alabama remains number 2 in the BCS rankings. Seriously??
“You want to be on some people’s minds. Others, not so much.”
– Roger Sterling on Mad Men to Joan
So true.
(via carolinek)
“A vegan in a Hummer has a lighter carbon footprint than a meat-eater in a Prius.”
– Michael Pollan (via @nichcarlson: soupsoup)
30 Rock is BACK
Jenna: You probably don't know this because you've never played a Moonologist, but werewolves only come out at night.
Liz: Yes, I remember that from the Thriller video.
Tracy: Too soon.
Name that movie...
So, obviously, we’re all on the Center Stage bandwagon, which begs the question: what’s the one movie that you’ll ALWAYS stop whatever you’re doing to watch when it’s on cable?
winstonwolfe:
Florida H.S. Football>Texas H.S. Football just sayin’
Hahahhahahahahahahahahhaa. Riiiight. That’s why there are so many shows and pop culture references to all of those great Florida high school football rivalries.
Yes, I'm watching RW/RR Challenge on MTV...
And I just want to say that I want to hug Evan for his comforting of Tonya tonight. I’m not like a Tonya fan by any means but still… awwwwww.
On girl fights.
Ashley: things with kate are fine
me: good
Ashley: and i mostly got my way in the end
me: ah, compromise.
“You know how into teams I am…”
– Stacey, attempting to write an email for me (in my voice).
Um. Is this another edition of Awesome or Slutty?
“Cancer Girl thinks she’s unpopular because she’s the mom of the house. ...”
– Bobby Big Wheel: Top Chef Recap: Restaurant Wars Suck A Fat One
Top Chef recaps are back!
Set your Tivos... Oprah's hosting Sarah Palin →
She’ll host the conservative pundit on November 16, the day before her book, Going Rogue: An American Life, hits the stands. The book is already No. 4 on Amazon.com’s best-seller list, so perhaps Oprah isn’t concerned that having her on the show will make a big difference in her sales or influence either way.
George Clooney > Pretty much everyone else*
*Except, maybe, Michelle Obama.
According to the Telegraph, while Damon was staying with Clooney at Clooney’s Italian villa last summer and trying to lose weight for a role, Clooney secretly hired a tailor to take in the waistbands of all of Damon’s pants each day during his stay. Clooney said: “He couldn’t understand how he seemed to be gaining weight while he was trying...
I can't decide if this makes me awesome or kinda...
But I emailed a friend and said, “guess who made out last night” and her first three guesses involved me and different people.
Sigh. And it wasn’t even me.
“So is Brody still kind of in love with himself?”
– Oh, Kristin’s dad… you slay me.
25 Things You Need to Know About Style →
(Hat Tip, Ashley)
Hey! Here's a Biggest Loser Trainer Tip:
Cut your calories in half! Stuff your face with half the food you normally do during the two hour show. Progress.
