February 2009
“You’re really adorable when you rant.”
– Friday Night Lights… Oh, Saracen and Julie.. I’m rooting for y’all.
January 2009
“Some people have a predisposition to alcoholism. Does that mean they’re not...”
– Quote of the Day: Mike Huckabee, in an interview with Esquire, comparing homosexuality with an addiction to alcohol.
[h/t.]
(via thedailywhat)
Ho.lee. shit.
“She’s 516. She might dress like she’s 718 and act like she’s...”
– Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
“Why do people persist in a dissatisfying relationship, unwilling either to work...”
– Anthony Robbins (via straydogs) (via cakeface) (via siddman) (via singlescoop)
I’ll never understand it. Give me the unknown over a crappy relationship anyday.
(via yoquieropancakes)
“Fatherhood is great for me because it’s a chance to ruin someone from...”
– Jon Stewart
Momofuku Milk Bar's Crack Pie Recipe →
soupsoup:
annagrimm
thanks, Zach Linder
If you’re in the same place as me on Sunday around 5, well LUCKY YOU.
Reblogging for the recipe for later. Looks like fatty goodnes. Mmmmm.
Top Chef’s Jeff: The Show Used Me As a ‘Sex... →
derbygirl:
Really, Jeff? Really? ‘Cause I didn’t get that at all … sour grapes, I say.
Suuure, Jeff. And btw… calling out Tom? Nu-uh. Not cool.
How I Met Your Mother
robot-heart:
I would smoke it, snort it, or shoot it up. Can’t. Stop. Watching.
How To Know You're Growing Up (or Getting Old)
bobbybigwheel:
thejerkstore:
Ask yourself this question: If you could have a permanent 3 day weekend, would you chose Friday or Monday to be your designated 3rd day? Of course the young, single crowd will pick Friday, giving them another going out night and a hangover recovery day free from responsibility. I used to feel this way. But over the past few years, more and more, having Friday off...
Four Days in Denver →
100% must watch.
Watchsomuchsass:
twothirty:
danielholter:
Barack Obama… and his standing bet with his daughter on keeping her cool when meeting the Jonas Brothers.
Holy hell, I love this man.
That just made me smile from ear to ear.
This was my absolute favorite part of the “Four Days in Denver” video that came out right after the convention. Link tk.
NYC's 10 Best Dumpling Joints →
winstonwolfe:
(via thephenthouse)
Dumplings equal an auto-reblog.
Seconded.
More evidence (read: food porn) of my awesome... →
Dear Tumblr readers,
carolinek:
In the past, you have all been very helpful with helping me decide on things to buy! Well, I need help again!
During the Inauguration festivities, I learned I need a new teeny tiny point and shoot digital camera. I have had my digital camera for about 4 years now and it is at the point where it should be replaced. It isn’t taking pictures as well as it should be and I think I need...
Obama's White House →
peterwknox:
jeralyndwile:lanajoy:alcaniglia:
Great article describing how Obama runs the White House in terms of dress code, hours, etc.
Really cool article. And there’s this:
There is also a new addition to White House cuisine: the refrigerators are stocked with the president’s favorite organic brew, Honest Tea, in Mr. Obama’s preferred flavors of Black Forest Berry and Green...
Foodzie. It's like Etsy, but for food. →
cackipants:
(via sporkorfoon)
…looks like i am going to need about 5 more cabinets built in my kitchen…
My shenis is getting hard just looking at this site. Especially at these. Who wants to buy me some?!?!
Live-blogging The Biggest Loser, Part II
Sari: ech, i want to punch dave in the face
Sari: he sucks
me: orange shirt?
Sari: yea
Sari: fat one
Sari: let me clarify that
Sari: fat one at home
me: hahahhaa
my least favorite word:
derbygirl:
misfittoys:
carlovely:
panties
Me too! Idiot that I am, I hadn’t taken this into consideration when I applied to work at Victoria’s Secret in college. Miserablest Summer Ever.
yesssss! underwear, or if I’m feeling particularly silly, UNDERPANTS!
panties = cutesy and gross
TENDER! Grossssssssss.
Live-blogging The Biggest Loser
Sari: also, there is something about the biggest loser that makes me want to eat while i watch
Sari: i just had peanut butter and chocolate chips
me: hahahahhaa
me: the anti top chef theory?
Sari: haha..pretty much
...
me: joelle is weighing in...
me: stresssss
Sari: i'm at breastplate of boobs
me: hahahahhahaha
Sari: at least he's not sweating as much
Doctor-type advice needed:
urg:
icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse:
lizlemon:
So I woke up this morning, after a normal night - no drinking, no craziness… and the room was spinning. Which has never, ever happened to me before. And then when I got up I almost fell down. So clearly, something is wrong with my equilibrium, right? And now I feel just funny and vaguely headachey. Help!
It’s not lupus. Or a tumor. I’m going...
Doctor-type advice needed:
So I woke up this morning, after a normal night - no drinking, no craziness… and the room was spinning. Which has never, ever happened to me before. And then when I got up I almost fell down. So clearly, something is wrong with my equilibrium, right? And now I feel just funny and vaguely headachey. Help!
so spot on.
urg:
skysignal:
CAPRICORN The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
Haaaaaa. That’s ME! Mostly.
Sorry DeAnna, Jesse's moved on... →
How did this escape the tumblr world???
“When it comes down to it let them think what they want. If they care enough to...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via robot-heart)
“I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing...”
– J. D. Salinger (via hello-therelove) (via crazybeautiful) (via kara)
“You gotta keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.”
– Kevin Bacon’s secret to a happy marriage
“If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never get it. If you don’t ask, the...”
– (via littlemiss) (via thresca) (via onherway)
so. true.
Yes, I am watching Miss America
derbygirl:
and no, I am not at all ashamed
I might stay in to finish this.. how sad. But I’m behind so please don’t spoil!!
I would find it easier to care about Meredith and...
If I could remember what their fight was in the first place.
Side note: who the hell goes to watch an execution?
“And all this for some B-list (if that) actor who should have been a little...”
– In the Saddle
(OMG just realized that the Aerosmith song “Back in the Saddle” was playing during that scene in Say Anything — OF COURSE you would get the reference!)
Click through for Alison’s celeb sighting story — but I also wanted to share that my friend and co-leader from Junior League...
“There they are - the Six Sigmas themselves…Each of them embodies a pillar...”
– 30 Rock
places you've lived....
derbygirl:
raenovafire:
onemoretimewithfeeling:
lenxo:
fresno, ca
king city, ca
greenfield, ca
chicago, il
lyons, il
and you?
Los Angeles, CA Jackson, MI Arlington, TX Mesquite, TX Mt. Pleasant, MI Watertown, MA Ann Arbor, MI
Grove City, PA
Philadelphia, PA
Clinton Township, MI (only for 3 months, thank god)
Los Angeles, CA
Pensacola, FL
Meridian, MS
Yuma, AZ
...
Donna: Why are you a Republican?
Cliff: Because I hate poor people. I hate them, Donna. They're all so poor, and many of 'em talk funny, and don't have proper table manners... my father slaved away at the Fortune 500 company he inherited so that I could go to Choate, Brown and Harvard and see that this country isn't overrun by poor people and lesbians.
It was that kind of night...
matt: im going to sleep unless ur gonna talk about ur boobs more
me: ok, night
matt: night
matt: gmail 4ever
“I don’t make plans… if there’s a future there, great. If not,...”
– Alex Karev, Grey’s Anatomy
