I hate the BCS.
robot-heart: 45-35. The end.
You and Claire are so analytical… who has a chance with either of you? You don’t...– My Mom (via parkercravens) This could absolutely be about K and me. Love it!
So seventh grade called...
I have a hickey. Haaaaaa. For reals. Sigh.
So I joined twitter...
brother: so far your twitter is not demonstrating worthiness of following. me: I’m sorry brother: i’m sure you’ll improve with practice. <changes twitter to “in the throes of passion. happy, roger?”> me: fixed brother: have you seen the post-a-photo-to-twitter feature? Hahahahhahahaa. Sick.
Holy fuck I friggin love you guys
allthiscanbeyours: Showin’ me love like that…jeez. In the spirit of things, tumblrs I think everyone should follow and why: iammattjordan - He is hilarious, and is probably responsible for 20% of my reblogs. stupidinboston - Follow if only for crazy attractive GPOYWs. But seriously, awesome blog. oooohindiekid - Makes fun of the annoying tumblrs, and pretty much posts what we’re all thinking....
100 Notable Books of 2008 →
I loooove year-end lists! Great gift ideas in there.
Newsday's coverage of the Walmart trampling... →
derbygirl: fatmanatee: Makes it look even worse than it was when I read about it before. Happened at Green Acres Mall on Sunrise Highway, never been there, but my ex never had good things to say about the location. This is why the world hates us… Innnnsane. This is why I stay in my apartment on black Friday.
Beta: TheWB.com - It's TV Online →
derbygirl: Apropos of yesterday’s posts, you can watch all 9 Thanksgiving episodes of Friends online! Amazing!! “Look at her standing there with those yams… our two greatest enemies, Ross; Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.” -Brad Pitt
305. Don't be so eager to leave the kids table.
thedailywhat: Full-length trailer for He’s Just Not That Into You, starring Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson, Justin Long, Jennifer Connelly, Ginnifer Goodwin, Kevin Connolly, and Bradley Cooper. The movie, which based on Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo’s best-selling book, opens February 6, 2009. (via.) Dear K-Con, I love you, even if you look like one of...
· Application of the death penalty varies widely by jurisdiction. As The Post’s...– Conclusions of the Maryland Commission on Capital Punishment (via robot-heart-politics) All valid points in a very important article. Every state should have a moratorium on capital punishment to study its effects on society.
Who Would You Invite to Thanksgiving Dinner? →
(via thefrisky) Amelia says: As for me? My dinner guest list would be six. Rachel Zoe would be there, because she brought me a dress to wear, but since she doesn’t eat, she doesn’t actually count. I’d like to talk politics over turkey, mashed potatoes, and pie—cooked by fellow dinner guest, Mario Batali—with Rachel Maddow, while listening to a live performance by Johnny Cash (after he ate, of...
Gawker: The Infamous Ad Agency Sex Tape →
Annnnd, the videographer was fired, but the boomboomers are still employed! Two lessons here, kids: 1. It’s perfectly fine to have all the s-e-x in a cubicle, just don’t film someone else doing it. 2. If you do make this choice, be sure to have adventurous sex because GOD KNOWS the Gawker commenters will have a field day otherwise. And you don’t want to be known as a...
I've never liked Nicole Kidman and this helps to... →
She’s just blaaaaah.
Online first dates lead to sex →
robot-heart: aja: One third of women who meet someone online have sex on the first date, and three quarters of these do not use a condom. Unbelievable. If this gets out, Match.com’s server will be overloaded.
You’ve got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and...– Steven D. Woodhull (via thresca) Crazy how this is easier said than done. Change, that is. (via insideoutside) New choice needed.
Dear Bonerette Party,
Mocking Texas results in an UNFOLLOW. -Lemon
50 Reasons to Have Sex (HIMYM) →
derbygirl: onemoretimewithfeeling: nickmcglynn: stupidinboston:boxofchocolates: Impressive list. My favorite is #42 - Breaking in a new apartment. Last nights episode was GREAT. Love this list. So hilarious I’m so glad there are other HIMYM fans out there!!
If you want to be happy, be.– Tolstoy (via bblove) (via dearworld) (via lovepuppy)
WE HEAR . . . WE HEAR- New York Post →
robot-heart: notthatkindagay: Although we didn’t think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reactionary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut This is the sort of thing that convinces me there is some sort of god out there. There is a god and they have a sense of humor…
I've conquered the world: Someone I know was...
Aaron: the next step, having a guy you dated on there
me: never gonna happen
Aaron: seems like some guys had important parents
me: yeah, but not new york important
Aaron: what about [redacted] guy
Aaron: you dated him, right?
me: two dates does not count and his parents weren't important
Aaron: oh two dates totally counts
Aaron: dated = one date
me: ok, well, he won't make it unless he marries well
Aaron: but he had a place on fifth avenue
Aaron: and he could have an off-season wedding
me: in the 90s
me: and his parents are divorced
If you want to know where you heart is, look where your mind wanders.– (via littlemiss) (via allthiscanbeyours)
I kind of want to bash my brains out with a rock with this convo.– Ashley
Hells Bells: Speidi elopes →
carolinek: I’m sorry, what!? I go to lunch for a few hours, come back and these morons are MARRIED?! Edited to add: Perez is bragging that he broke the story exclusively. Duh! Because Spencer has Perez on speed dial to spread all his vicious rumors. Ugh. Awful. Ah jeez.
We don’t have heat, but we do have heart!– New slogan for our apartment?
What type are you?
peterwknox: Typealyze via lonelysandwich ESTJ - The Guardians The organizing and efficient type. They are especially attuned to setting goals and managing available resources to get the job done. Once they´ve made up their mind on something, it can be quite difficult to convince otherwise. They listen to hard facts and can have a hard time accepting new or innovative ways of doing things. ...
Everything you want in the world is just right outside your comfort zone.– Jennifer Aniston, in her Vogue cover. Never thought I’d be quoting her, but girlfriend knows what she’s talking about here. (via juliaallison) How fitting for my life of late.
Shiba Inu Dude Cam →
tesslynch: Boys! Boys! Boys! But not a puppy in sight. Hahahahahhaha! Great parody!
CNN: GM, Ford Executives Say No To $1 Salary In... →
thedailywhat: The chief executives of General Motors Corp. (GM) and Ford Motor Co. (F) said Wednesday they wouldn’t accept a $1 salary in exchange for government aid to their imperiled companies, as the head of the former Chrysler Corp. did a generation ago. During a hearing Wednesday, a member of the House Financial Services Committee told Rick Wagoner of GM and Alan Mulally of Ford that...