January 2008
NEEDED
A great, strapless, LOW BACK, bustier bra. For me, so keep that in mind. Perferably one that is hot, black, doesn’t show under anything, and also comfortable and practical. Help!
I heart her too!! Good taste, Jen! →
(via theotherjen)
An alternative to the honeymoon photos on...
me: [redacted] posted like 15 pictures outside Heath Ledger's apartment
ashley: how untacky
me: my thoughts exactly
It's like I was there. →
Loves it.
Yay for J. Crew sale!
Mine. And mine. And not on sale, but it arrived today. Jen, what dress did you get?
I may or may not have seen this man buying his... →
DAY 2 Using three coat hangers and an old T-shirt, I construct a crude device to collect potable water. I then realize that fresh drinking water will not be an issue during a Writers’ Strike. I go to the refrigerator and fetch a Pomegranate Lychee Green Tea. It is my first triumph over the elements and I rejoice. Awesome.
I did NOT see this coming... →
Not this soon, anyhow. What happened to Edwards’ pledge to stick with it until the convention?
Just passing along the good word...
JCrew.com is having a major sale on their final sale inventory… 30% off all sale items.. AND free shipping with the code JAN08. Thanks to my good friend Dena, I’m now much poorer. Oy.
Funnest. website. ever. →
Combin pictures of your friends, celebs, whomever, to see what their offspring would look like. Hilar. It’s crashed my computer 12 times but it’s TOTALLY worth it.
A. Why is no one tumbling today? B. I have exactly one week to decide how to vote.
The truth comes out. Here's how good I am at...
Kristin: hahahaha, i totally remember that whole conversation
Kristin: though i thought it took place in person, at luna park
me: wait... the im convo I posted? I just wrote that.
me: it's not real.
Kristin: haha i couldnt tell...b/c it totally sounds like a convo we would have had
Kristin: and also, it was pretty true to how the convo went
me: nice
me: yeah
Kristin: i just remember you coming to luna park
Kristin: it was all hot and sweaty
Kristin: you were wearing a black shirt, or maybe it was a dress
me: it was a dress
Kristin: and all in a tizzy about the dude's penis being all up in your grill
Kristin: and rightfully so
me: hahaha
The Night I Lost My Innocence
One of my favorites, R, has a blog. There, I’ve outed her. And in addition to being hilarious and charming in person, she tells great stories via said blog. One of her latest rants reminded me of one of my own great stories, and I have been determined to tell it ever since. Unfortunately for all five of my readers, I can’t force myself it sit down and write it… such pressure,...
Oh, Brody →
Things I find a little odd, volume LLXMIVII
-That some of my male coworkers go to the bathroom together and invite one another before going. (Yeah, I don’t know roman numerals, this we have established.)
File this under: things I'm so excited for. →
I have to say..
I LOVE what TLC has done with Miss America. I’m sitting at home, watching it now (hush), and it’s hilarious and sooo fun! PLUS, the historical clips are fab. I’m totally rooting for Miss Washington!!!
Yet another reason to not movie it with LP
Me: I want to see that.
LP: Me too... hey, I'm free that day.
Funniest thing said in "27 Dresses"
Me: I only like romantic comedies.
LP: Me too... it's cause I'm lonely.
Alternate title - Reasons to not go to the movies with LP.
Missing Vermont? →
There are deals to be had everywhere!
I heart tax time →
$600?! SWEET. Too bad my appointment isn’t until February 29th and I won’t get my real refund until mid-March. PS- if anyone needs an accountant referral who is worth every penny, call me!
Kucinich getting out →
Finally.
Already sold out →
Warning… don’t click if you haven’t watched last night’s Project Runway!!
Yessssssss.
Bravo’s culinary series Top Chef returns for season four March 12 at 10p, this time in Chicago. During this new season, 16 aspiring chefs will compete in the Windy City for the grand prize and the chance to be called “Top Chef.” Host Padma Lakshmi will be back for Top Chef: Chicago along with judges Tom Colicchio, Gail Simmons and Ted Allen.
Another interesting presidential candidate quiz... →
I’m closest to Edwards, of course. Too bad I don’t like him.
Meredith needs this shirt. →
I need this shirt. →
Great article about TK and Rachel! →
"I dare you to go to the apartment building right... →
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG →
Rest in Peace, Heath Ledger.
'Meanest mom on planet' sells son's car →
Hilarious.
As per the uje, I don't particularly care about... →
I hope my friends are capable of packing less than...
Guess what's improved dramatically... →
Yesssssssssssssss!!!
Why I love working for NBC...
co-worker: did i tell you about the gym?
me: no
cw: i worked out next to conan
cw: and....
me: omg
cw: i farted
me: shut up
me: hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
me: omgomgomgomgomgomg
me: sooooo embarassed for you
cw: hahahahahaha
cw: yeah and he muttered..."disgusting"
me: you farted aloud?!
cw: no, but it REEKED
me: hahahahhaahhaa... he ddn't really say that, did he?!?
cw: um yeah
cw: i ran off the tredmill
cw: i was so embarssed i left it on
me: oh my god. wow.
cw: and i had matts i pod on
cw: and when i went to run, i forgot it was sitting in the cup holder
cw: so it went flying
cw: and i had to scoop it up
me: wow.
cw: thanks
me: it just gets better and better
cw: hahahahaha
LP and I were already planning on it... I'll let... →
who wants to go see it with me again before it closes?— meredithnyc
Why You're Single →
Ooooooh.
I want my life to be so decadent that I have a... →
I feel used.
Last night, I attended a yoga class with one of my favorites. Hilarity ensues: me: so. much. pain. K: youre in pain? me: yes yoga, as it turns out, is very hard K: hahaha ya think? :) me: I never broke at sweat [at school]! but the room was hot… it wasn’t bikram yoga but it might as well have been and ugh K: yoga is tough on your body…in a good way i was in...
Hillary Clinton as Paris Geller? I see it. →
And the source, also an interesting discussion.
Words I wish I wrote. →
"Enorme... make him chase the chunk." →
"I'm sure that every morning they have to go... →
Josh Wolk is my hero.