December 2007
I'm sore but I'm defnitely not complaining. ... →
Merry (belated) Christmas to all!
And to all a goodnight. I’m beat.
I’ve been traveling a lot recently, in countries... →
Brill. Thanks, Mere for the link!! Perfectly summarizes everything I think about those assholes who carry-on overstuffed rolling suitcases and why I always check.
i mean with so many people out there whose lives... →
Wow.
“I love New York because we order pizza from the... →
Meredith calls that cheesy but I love this entire article. Reasons to love New York!!
Finally, a reason to like New Jersey... →
Pimpin' Ain't Easy
Karen: well I met a few decent guys
Karen: but they never called
Karen: or their girlfriends hate me
I hate New Years Eve →
Five media predictions for 2008 →
Number three is of particular interest to me. Gulp. Thanks to the lovely and delightful Jen for the link! :o)
There's a right way to store stuff in the fridge? ... →
In other news, I’ve abandoned tumblr for LinkedIn. I’m last to get on this bandwagon, I know.
Number Seven. →
ABC's Strike Schedule →
Best thing I’ve read in minutes? [crappy show} and “The Bachelor” start new seasons on Monday, March 17. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Math test answers... →
I just laughed out loud at these for a good ten minutes. I’m crying now.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROGER!!!!
You’re my favorite big brother. :o)
“I’ll be the bigger person… even though she weighs one pound more...”
– MTV’s Return to Fat Camp
“I don’t like how People has like sold out… I mean their cover is all...”
– Meredith
“Look out there! That is not a Christmas tree! It’s a way to lure...”
– 30 Rock. SO true, Tossed is way overpriced.
“I’ve made more bad decisions at three o’clock in the morning than I...”
– Tim Gunn. Love.
“I like when a woman has ambition. Its like seeing a dog wearing clothes.”
– 30 Rock
In honor of the fourth season!!!!! →
“He likes you AND he called! (Note: Liz and I get lots of calls, too—from...”
– LP
Best. Job. Ever. →
Karen: i wonder if they were virgin scientists because they’re nerdy and didn’t have a lot friends in high school
I love my friends, part 2
Laura: That's how I felt about Mark.
Me: Who?
Laura: Mark!
Lisa: Wasn't his name Will?
Laura: Oh yeah...
Mars and Venus
Aaron: Listen, if you're worried it's just a booty call then let them pay for your drinks and don't put out
Me: Haha
Me: You guys know that trick?
Me: Foiled again
Which presidential candidate do you support? →
Interesting quiz… I keep getting Dennis Kucinich, whom I can’t stand, on these things. I’m a 90.48% match with him, and an 85.71% match with second place, Joe Biden. Biden’s currently my favorite candidate. Incidently, I match with Mitt Romney the least, at 4.76%. Hope he’s president! Sadly, it would still be an improvement from the current administration.
Male Coworker: Why doesn't America vote for America's Next Top Model?
Female Coworker: Because Tyra thinks she is America.
Would you judge me if I wore this? →
And if so, in which color would you just me the least?
“What movie?
Does it really matter?”
– The Hills. I have to disagree with my esteemed tumble-colleague and roommate, Meredith (meredithnyc.tumblr.com). A two hour recap movie of The Hills is totally necessary and entertaining. Well done, MTV. I plan on watching.
Awesome. →
This just arrived for me from Canada… and it. is. awesome. I’m literally sad right now for people who don’t own this shirt.
“Please say they graduated from law school in ‘06.”
– Karen, on our Saturday night
“I already have a drink… do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks?”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
I love my friends
Dude: Yeah, I work for Rudy Giuliani's presidential campaign.
Renee:
Me: Did you just walk away from that guy because he's a Republican? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“I’m gonna be a talkative doorman with a drinking problem.”...”
– Inner-city black kids discussing their aspirations on 30 Rock, where else?
East Village Yacht Club
Me: (Joking) That's not your coat.
Douche: Yep, this is mine.. Martha's Vineyard keychain.
Renee: Oooh, is that from your summer home?
Douche: