lemon.

Variety.com: Letterman reveals extortion...

Oct 2nd

Happy Vegetarian Day, Lemon!

Oct 1st

Everyone is annoying me today.

I think I need a break.  Night, kids!

Oct 1st

lrusso: heresthething: Doesn’t some hot chocolate sound...

Oct 1st

Catholics are more sexually active than Protestants, but neither group is as active as Jews and...

Oct 1st

Watch

carolinek: Emotionally exploitative television previews, YOU ARE MY WEAKNESS!! Better quality. :o)

Oct 1st

Watch

(Sorry for the crappy quality!) This promo made me all happy and giddy and teary like The Office...

Oct 1st

soupsoup: Sharon Waxman at The Wrap Comcast in talks to...

Oct 1st

On Christmas wishlists. I'd like a...

Ashley: and nice tumblers
me: which one?
Ashley: which one what?
me: ooh
me: hahaha
me: I thought you were saying nice tumblr
me: like nice posts on tumblr
me: I'm a LOSER.

Sep 30th

apsies: Army National Guard Capt. Beau Biden, Delaware...

Sep 30th

robot-heart: chez-sucre-chez — “please please please…”...

Sep 30th

sade: Have you guys tasted this? No…have you guys...

Sep 30th

“LA has weather, we have life.”
— Kelly Cutrone, The City

Sep 30th

“So I don’t leave the house naked.”
— Sari, when I asked her what a...

Sep 29th

Esquire.com: How To - The Perfect Compliment

Sep 29th

Hills Salaries Exposed

Sep 29th

Multiple Personalities?

The same roommate who suggested the 66-flight MS Stair Climb (more on that to come) just asked if we...

Sep 28th

playnice: gatekeeper Regarding MS climbs. :o)

Sep 28th

MS Climb to the Top

Sep 28th

Tuesday nights. Unlimited champagne. Sabered...

Sep 28th

MS Climb to the Top

Sep 27th

(via soupsoup) Hello, childhood.  (Tear.)

Sep 27th

“You are the average of the five people you spend the most...”
— Jim Rohn (via justbesplendid:...

Sep 27th

There’s a special place in hell for timid cab drivers.

Sep 27th

24freedinners:onesong:hellokatie:syafreak

Sep 25th

lrusso:lovegeneration:

Sep 25th

“[Top Chef eliminated contestant] says he’s still living the...”
— Bobby Big Wheel: Top Chef Week...

Sep 25th

Every scene with Dr. Bailey makes me...

(Yes, I still watch Grey’s Anatomy. Suck it.) Why she hasn’t won more awards is beyond...

Sep 25th

Lemon: Recipe for Art and Soul's Skillet...

Sep 24th

graceinsmallthings: mindymae: overflowing: Pumpkin...

Sep 24th

Watch

If you have seven minutes, this is worth it. sade:theidiotking:alanfm78: Psycho Girl Forgets...

Sep 24th

Co-signed. Smoking is GROSS, yo.

Sep 24th

Frisky regurgitates the same worn out list,...

Sep 23rd

“last week, i saw two men get in a fist-fight on the subway...”
— MeredithNYC: Subway Story ...

Sep 23rd

nyminute: No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace  as...

Sep 23rd

What I REALLY missed this summer...

NYMag’s Gossip Girl reviews, of course! • While we’re at it, we might as well disabuse...

Sep 22nd

Obligatory. (via)

Sep 22nd

Chris Harrison The new Bachelor will...

I love finding out all of my news by Facebook status.  Who will it be????

Sep 22nd

Fifteen Reasons Why You SHOULD Be Watching...

Sep 22nd

“I don’t think the world will be a better or safer place...”
— Inmates’ final words -...

Sep 22nd

graceinsmallthings: I was just an assistant cheesemaker for...

Sep 22nd

Reason to be friends with elizabethanne:...

Sep 22nd

“My father died when I was 16. My parents had divorced and he...”
— From the below article.  (A...

Sep 22nd

“Do guys ever become men? Possibly. But I’ve met 24-year-old...”
— Modern Love - Forget the Men....

Sep 22nd

Giants-Cowboys game on NBC had the best...

soupsoup:brooklynmutt: Initial ratings showed that the Giants-Cowboys game on NBC had the best...

Sep 21st

meredithnyc: There are so many awesome things about this...

Sep 21st

“The Palins didn’t have dinner together and they didn’t talk...”
— Levi Johnston on Life with the...

Sep 21st

5 spots to live out your Mad Men fantasies

Sep 21st

easilyportable: For Lemon. This sums up Monday morning...

Sep 21st

Stars, they’re just like us

Sep 21st

In other news: Cowboys break NFL attendance...

Sep 21st

zachlinder: Lemon with a funny. True story.

Sep 21st

"That was... intense." -NPH

I wonder if there will ever be a year with as full an “In Memoriam” section at all the...

Sep 21st

meredithnyc:webravebees:caitlineff:...

Sep 21st

“She is awesomely not awesome.”
— Lemon shares my hatred of...

Sep 21st

“Straight from Mad Men, there’s Joan… oh the...”
— NPH’s opening number was...

Sep 21st

“Please welcome your host, Mister Neil Patrick Harris.”
— I got chills.  YAY NPH!!!!

Sep 21st

meredithnyc: Alyson Hannigan looks gorgeous. If I were to...

Sep 20th

To-Do Recipe: S’More Popsicles

Sep 20th

Well, well, well.  How the mighty have fallen…

Sep 20th

“She jumps up and down when her football team scores.”
— Perhaps the best/most...

Sep 20th

It's always fun when...

you’re STILL up when gmail emails you your daily calendar agenda at 5:01AM. (For what...

Sep 20th

elizablr: I apologize, but, f-u Tech. Co-signed.  Without...

Sep 20th

So this happened. Speaking of not living up to your...

Sep 19th

Watch

chuckmore: Five Ways President Obama Changed My Life Forget the noise for a minute and watch this...

Sep 19th

“Yes, I realize that being a Cowboys fan AND a UT fan makes...”
— kaytee says…: Football...

Sep 19th

elizablr: Is that not the most beautiful brie EVER! ...

Sep 19th

meredithnyc: graceinsmallthings: Hey Lemon and Mere,...

Sep 18th

The mathematics of marriage. A checklist, if...

Sep 18th

Watch

soupsoup:brooklynmutt: Rachel Maddow: “Southern Style Health Care For Women” Please People Watch...

Sep 18th

“There ain’t no moderates in the tea party… they...”
— “James Carville”...

Sep 18th

I have the best friends. That, that right there, is...

Sep 17th

This. is what Lauren wants to do in...

Sep 17th

Emails can be confusing...

Mere to Lemon: MACBAR SOMETIME SOON, YES? Lemon to Mere: YES.  But let’s wait till...

Sep 17th

lovertanis: lizlemon: meredithnyc: WHOA. YES. Also:...

Sep 17th

“I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by...”
— Cristina Yang, Grey’s...

Sep 17th

meredithnyc: WHOA. YES.

Sep 17th

“Here’s- here’s how I think the Board of Regents...”
— Amy Poehler, on Arizona...

Sep 17th

Regarding tonight's Top Chef (from 10...

I’ve actually had cactus.  And while I’m an admittedly picky eater, it was probably one...

Sep 17th

allthingsalishan:whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: We’ve...

Sep 17th

creativeinspiration: Brownie Krispie I found this while...

Sep 16th

I'm a little too proud...

Sep 16th

pinkseersucker: PLEASE HELP - this puppy needs a foster...

Sep 16th

Six Apple Orchards Near NYC

Sep 16th

It's a hard knock life...

Ashley: being ashley seems like it's all fun and games and champagne and sundresses
Ashley: it's not

Sep 16th

“Every day, [redacted] causes me so much rage and frustration...”
— Meredith expresses Tumblr...

Sep 16th

New favorite bar game: Pop Culture...

Sep 16th

“South Carolina is the new Florida.”
— Jon Stewart Sorry, Mere!

Sep 16th

scenes-from-my-hood: this is the stone walkway to… heaven? ...

Sep 16th

I looks like those cars are driving into Heaven… (via...

Sep 16th

soupsoup:josh So cool!

Sep 15th

elizablr:nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:spacecataz:whiskeyandgoa...

Sep 15th

“I think my overall thought process went something like,...”
— Taylor Swift on the VMA...

Sep 15th

Two more lists from Esquire.com:

(part of the aforementioned 75 Best People in the World) Exceptional People with Whom We’d...

Sep 15th

Esquire.com: The 75 Best People in the World

Sep 15th

somuchsass: Chocolate Cakes Grilled in Orange Shells Does...

Sep 15th

graceinsmallthings: thebluehour: (via ESPN - Clive...

Sep 15th

Amendments to the Constitution, Abridged

Excellent. bobbybigwheel: I spend a lot of time dissuading people from going to law school. ...

Sep 15th

Some thoughts on Monday night talk...

Jon Stewart > Jay Leno LeBron James > Kanye West

Sep 15th

thedailywhat: Too Soon of the Day: Laughing to keep from...

Sep 15th

So... Kanye West punched Patrick Swayze...

Or did I miss something?

Sep 15th

Watch

scenes-from-my-hood: YES. skeptictank: Transcript of Olbermann’s opening statement: And...

Sep 14th

sade: (via mykicks) I can’t stop fucking laughing at...

Sep 14th

Never shop with me... apparently, I'm very...

Sep 14th

“Are all of your bridesmaids…full-busted?”
— Asked the wedding consultant,...

Sep 14th

soupsoup: Universal Health Care Map My favorite part is...

Sep 14th

A.R.G.H.

Me: I always thought he was really hot.
Adrian: Yeah... he's your type... Jewish guy.

Sep 14th

Watch

Before I can even ask what Kanye did, it’s already on youtube.  I heart America. ETA: And...

Sep 14th

apsies:somethingchanged:  Can’t stop playing with First...

Sep 14th

Good things that happened today:

-I scored a TOUCHDOWN at our football scrimmage!!!!  And we won! -Not to be overshadowed, the...

Sep 14th

A Good Business Policy Courtesy of Royal...

Evan: I thought there was no email on Sundays.
Hank: That's mail.

Sep 13th

Follow up

Thanks everyone who provided feedback about my little phone situation. In the end, I soaked the...

Sep 13th

(via sheema) Outstanding.

Sep 13th

“I’ve been loath to admit that the shrieking lunacy of the...”
— Op-Ed Columnist Maureen Dowd -...

Sep 13th

Uh..

So I dropped my cell phone in the toilet.  I quickly snapped it out and it seemed ok but now...

Sep 13th

(via lrusso) Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Sep 12th

Watch

-kristen:cestlamode:meghanasha: “We no longer search for the news, the news finds us.” Please...

Sep 12th

allthingsalishan:(via shiningstar) yes Yep.

Sep 12th

7th Grade Sleepever, part Deux: Never...

Adrian: What do you do with your hands?
Me: Nothing. You drink.

Sep 12th

24freedinners:jgh: Rahm is my favorite Emanuel.

Sep 11th

David Letterman's Remarks, 9/17/01

(Video here, HT Throwingthings) … The 20 years we’ve been here in NYC we’ve worked closely...

Sep 11th

Bud Light presents 'Real Men of Genius.'

Today, we salute you Mr. Loud-mouthed South Carolina congressman. Never has one man done more to...

Sep 11th

onherway:gatekeeper: remember -

Sep 11th

somuchsass:edatrix:(via thillythenny) Part 1.  See part...

Sep 10th

allthingsalishan:themattsmith:(via) This is amazing.

Sep 10th

“Actually, in this month’s issue of Bead & Button...”
— And they say print is dead.

Sep 10th

robot-heart:Inspiredology: Steve McGhee This photo is...

Sep 10th

“Do you know you’re supposed to have that burning...”
— A potential America’s...

Sep 10th

cajunboy: Here’s the staggering asshole who yelled “You...

Sep 10th

Taken at a bar in Houston. Truth.

Sep 9th

24freedinners:unicornology:iguessthatscool:hammerito:delishyo...

Sep 9th

GPOYW: The last time I ever saw my dog, Barkley. :o( (But...

Sep 9th

Everyone’s got problems.

Sep 9th

Scenes from my 7th grade sleepover -or-...

(Back story: so on Saturday night, I met a boy. And by "a boy," I mean a 23-year-old who took a liking to me. And because I wasn't interested and because Stacey and I have the maturity of seventh grade girls when we're having a legit holiday weekend sleepover, she convinced me that it would be fun to text him on Sunday night. Even though we weren't at all drunk. Here's what unfolded...)
Us: hi there. You met my friend last night. Do you like her or do you
like like her?
Him: who is this? Lol
Us: I'm at a sleepover with the girl you met. Check yes or no.
Him: lol where did I meet her? Then I can let you know.
Us: did you meet more than one girl? She did say you were a stud
Him: I was with a bunch of friends and met their friends, so I met a
bunch of ppl last night. Was she wearing a red shirt?
Us: yes she was! She's still wearing it cause it reminds her of you.
Him: lol
Him: haha, who is this? If your [sic] with her, tell her to text me, she has my info
Us: lol [Editor's note: I would never voluntarily use lol in a text, but you know, when in Rome...]
Him: who is this? And how did u get my number lol
Us: its just her friend. We were just kidding
Him: lol she was cool, her friend was kind of annoying
Annnd that's where we lost interest and headed to the hot tub. Good choice? I think so.

Sep 9th

Everyone should be watching GREEK.

Cappie: Have I walked into a transgendered Cathy comic?
Dale: Ack.

Sep 9th

There are few things more satisfying...

Of being right. :o)

Sep 8th

Esquire.com: 75 Things You Don't Know About...

Sep 8th

One of my favorites will be back on...

(Too bad it’s CBS.) CBS okayed an untitled comedy project from Universal Media Studios ...

Sep 8th

Regarding Christmas babies

lrusso: Same birthday! I’d like to go the rest of my life without someone asking me if I get...

Sep 8th

allthingsalishan: Unfortunately, so is this. December 25th,...

Sep 8th

allthingsalishan: most of this is pretty spot on. December...

Sep 8th

“But the truth is, being successful is hard. You won’t love...”
— From Obama’s speech to the...

Sep 7th

“You guys look good.”
— 23-year-old to us in a bar.

Sep 6th

Goodbye, DC!

Sep 5th

laurenf28: This was definitely my favorite photo taken...

Sep 5th

Bill Simmons went to Vegas and here's...

(This had me in tears.  I strongly urge you to read for yourself.  Part 1 and Part 2.  But if...

Sep 5th

VICTORY

Matt: You know what, I don't know why I am arguing here, of course you are right

Sep 5th

“As far as I can tell, our goal (if we were single) would be...”
— Bill Simmons at ESPN (via...

Sep 5th

Watch

sade:(via prettyproblematic) If you watch ONE video this summer, make it this one.

Sep 4th

thursday.

What she said.  Burning Man = not for me. scenes-from-my-hood: someone i work with is,...

Sep 4th

meredithnyc: josh Auto-Maddow-Reblog.

Sep 4th

elizablr: DRK-Texas Memorial Stadium. And, yes, that screen...

Sep 3rd

elizablr: Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium The...

Sep 3rd

“Preeti says 9/11 made her a chef. Yeah, I don’t get it...”
— Bobby Big Wheel: Top Chef...

Sep 3rd

graceinsmallthings: Some more computer...

Sep 3rd

Where should we eat?

lrusso:onemoretimewithfeeling:complicatedshoes: Ted: Chinese? Barney: I don’t like Chinese. Ted:...

Sep 3rd

How to lose friends and influence no...

[after telling Dena a long story]
me: these are the kinds of guys I crush on
SILENCE
me: are you busy unfriending me from a variety of social networking sites?

Sep 3rd

Healthy body image. I approve.

Sep 2nd

USA Has Biggest Summer in Cable History

Sep 2nd

maryrambin: I don’t think men will be chastising the snuggie...

Sep 2nd

“Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night...”
— Simon Hoggart (via simko:...

Sep 2nd

“Argentina has the best food on the planet. Thanks to...”
— Jason Argall (via highlow) ...

Sep 2nd

“Well, that was a weird summer. In June, all it did was rain....”
— NYmag, pg. 17 (via...

Sep 2nd

Directions from Manhattan to the Sonic in...

Sep 2nd

T-24 HOURS TIL YOU KNOW WHO GETS HERE.

(via easilyportable) That’s MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!  Y’all have never been so jealous of DC...

Sep 2nd

Ginger Man

Tom: We're right near the Empire State Building; there's nowhere to get cigarettes around here.
Howie: There's a CVS nearby.
Tom: There's a suggestion box nearby? Huh? How is that going to help?

Sep 1st

If gmail is down, and everyone uses...

Are we all really that concerned we’re missing sale emails from Amazon, Gilt, Shopbop, etc? ...

Sep 1st

HA, MY EMAIL IS WORKING JUST FINE

meredithnyc: for once. Yet all those other times we can live-chat during TV shows and send each...

Sep 1st

“These are hard. I don’t think I like this.”
— Scenes from my office: Stacey,...

Sep 1st

Lest you think I'm all lovey-dovey,...

Below is an email written by a friend of mine to break up with a guy she’d been seeing.  She...

Sep 1st

“You go on a first date, but like the minute the date starts...”
— Seth Meyers, melting hearts...

Sep 1st

derbygirl:bunkercomplex: Pie Crust Cookies (via Stick to...

Sep 1st

playnice:crazyshenanigans:itchycosmicpocket:

Sep 1st