lemon.

way too preppy to be here. lizlemonnn at gmail dot com.

Nov 8, 2009 1:31am
“ So if you’re keeping score, France gave us Burgundy wine, cigarettes, berets, B.O., brie and the Napoleon complex. ” - Bill Simmons
Nov 7, 2009 11:51pm
scenes-from-my-hood: this is an awesome array of gourds. Gourds!!!!

scenes-from-my-hood:

this is an awesome array of gourds.

Gourds!!!!
Nov 7, 2009 5:01pm
pinkseersucker: heylaney I don’t really consider myself a Yankees fan, but as a New Yorker, I loooove this.  So true.

pinkseersucker: heylaney

I don’t really consider myself a Yankees fan, but as a New Yorker, I loooove this.  So true.
Nov 7, 2009 12:57pm
“ See, that’s what I’m talking about about human empathy… it’s as useless as the winter Olympics. This February on NBC! ” - Jack Donaghy
Nov 6, 2009 7:29pm
graceinsmallthings: Here you go, Lemon: the virtual bite of crepe I promised you (from Bean Bag Cafe in Divis). Though something tells me you’re not going to like it—it has Nutella after all (and bananas for nutritional value, ha). This is why she’s my BFF.  Even if she likes disgusting things like bananas and Nutella.

graceinsmallthings:

Here you go, Lemon: the virtual bite of crepe I promised you (from Bean Bag Cafe in Divis). Though something tells me you’re not going to like it—it has Nutella after all (and bananas for nutritional value, ha).

This is why she’s my BFF.  Even if she likes disgusting things like bananas and Nutella.
Nov 6, 2009 7:08pm
Welcome!  I had some of your delishness for lunch today!

Welcome!  I had some of your delishness for lunch today!
Nov 6, 2009 5:40pm

Your Friday afternoon swoon.

  • boy: this is amazing on about six different levels
  • me: does even one involve me? :o)
  • boy: like four do.
Nov 6, 2009 11:21am

Why I heart Suzanne's boyfriend, The Initials, part 1798

  • The Initials: Lemon! Like Liz Lemon! Does she know?!?!?!
  • Suzanne: Have you never watched 30 Rock before?
  • The Initials: No, why? You should email Liz, tell her about this!
  • ~10 seconds later Lemon is referred to as Liz on the show)
  • The Initials: Ohhhhhhhh, I get it. Don't email her.
Nov 6, 2009 10:59am

Judge all you want.

  • ZachLinder: ally mcbeal
  • me: yes
  • ZachLinder: seriously?
  • me: yes
  • ZachLinder: when was the last time you watched an ep?
  • me: umm... probably a few years ago
  • me: a friend of mine had the select episodes on DVD
  • ZachLinder: watched some recently
  • ZachLinder: SO dated
  • me: that's ok
  • me: don't judge
  • ZachLinder: too late
  • ZachLinder: i now think of you as the person who buys every tv show ever available on dvd
  • ZachLinder: btw, i'll have himym season 3 back to you next week
  • me: ok, judge all you want. I gave you to HIMYM. I still come out on top.
  • me: I don't, actually
  • ZachLinder: i just bought "it's garry shandling's show"
  • ZachLinder: so i can't talk much
  • me: seee?
Nov 6, 2009 10:17am

Amazon.com Gold Box: Ally McBeal: The Complete Series - 61% off

carolinek:

I know my girls love Ally McBeal. Merry Christmas.

JUST BOUGHT.  Yesssssssssss.  Thanks, Caro!
Nov 6, 2009 9:52am
“ I can rhyme better than that and I’m a white girl from the Hamptons. ” -

Suzanne, in an e-mail chain with Lemon and Kate (via graceinsmallthings)

Yep.  I’m really busy these days, people.
Nov 5, 2009 4:16pm
“ Am I weird for remembering the dates of your [indiscretions]? ” -

K.  Edited for tastefulness. :o)

(And the answer’s no.)
Nov 5, 2009 2:01pm

Tina Fey's 10 Favorite 30 Rock Moments

sarahluz:

LIZ: Oh, you’re the only person in the world allowed to make sex mistakes?! You had a three-way with Roseanne and Tom Arnold!
JENNA: That was two years ago!

aaaaaaaah that is one of my all time favorites

Amazing.
Nov 5, 2009 10:48am

100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do

This is excellent.  Part two here.

(via)
Nov 5, 2009 8:55am
“ The real question is, what’s going to happen on Nov. 4, 2010? ” -

highs, lows…:

Hahahaha, I was wondering that as well.
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